You Have Terrible Taste (A Web Editor's Tale)

There's a kind of online side job called web editor. These editors are active on all the major forums and online bookstores, ready to tell every struggling, unknown writer who's working hard to write: "Hey, come sign with me! There are tons of perks!"

And then a web editor meets another web editor...

"You're such a blind idiot. You actually signed a story like this?"

"You're the blind one! Who I sign with is none of your business!"