[Planes] Being a Saintly Doormat

Jesus said: As a Madonna, you must save the world and help people, aid the poor and those in need, be broad-minded and kind, and wear an angelic smile forever. If someone slaps your left cheek, you must offer them your right cheek to practice on. "Isn't that some seriously messed-up stuff? You're definitely a masochist..." Wu Yu, a student in the Madonna department, said he was under a lot of pressure. "I'm not a Madonna, I just walked into the wrong classroom!" Jesus said again: Then how do you explain animals wagging their tails at the sight of you, as if you were their own father? And how do you explain that simply taking a tumble can save an entire plane? And what's the deal with that God of Destruction, who keeps shouting that you should use your "body" to save him? "...Get lost." (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I'm no Madonna! You want me to offer up my virtue and dignity selflessly? Dream on! A word of warning about the protagonist: 1. A genuine Madonna disguised as a white lotus. This constitution is something you're born with, and it comes on strong. 2. A chuunibyou boy, no explanation needed. His tsundere, world-weary, and hair-trigger moods flare up from time to time. 3. There's a tiny brown mole on his lower left lip. According to mole-reading, it means he is greedy for talk, food, and pleasure... * Recommended read: This story includes religious satire. If that bothers you, please stay away! #favorite_1{color:blue;font-weight:bold;}