A Guide to Raising Natives

Chapters 106, 107, 108, 114, 118, and 119 have been revised. Blurb 1: Yi Nuo transmigrates into the body of a naturally expressionless little girl. She has never felt so frustrated. Transmigrating into a little girl's body is one thing, but why does she have to be born with a permanent poker face? No matter what expression she makes, she still looks expressionless. Doesn't anyone know that a little girl has to be cute to survive? How is she supposed to act cute with a face like that? How is she supposed to earn a living? Though this little girl doesn't actually need to earn a living! But how can you expect a beautiful young woman to relive that awful childhood all over again? Fine, she's a little girl, and she's expressionless. One day she'll grow into a young woman, and her face will start acting normally. But how can you expect a girl who's already made it through that awful era of exams to pick up a pen and study that wretched Native Inhabitants Handbook all over again? As a girl of the new century, how is she supposed to hold a pen and write? Doesn't anyone know that these days all you need is a laptop to type? This is the story of a seemingly sweet little girl who gradually takes to a life of cheating, swindling, and stealing... Blurb 2: [Ding! Hidden quest completed: Ilor's Wish] [Reward: 1,000 EXP, 2 Healing Potions, Dicklan's Gloves (Green)] Some girl: "..." Why does a hidden quest only give 1,000 EXP? Why does a hidden quest give beginner Healing Potions? Why does it come with a little green piece of gear? Even if it's not an artifact, couldn't you at least give me a purple item? Damn it, is it really okay for an NPC to be this pathetic?! [Ding! Quest completed: Deliver a Letter] [Reward: 100,000 EXP, 2 Invincibility Potions, Serena's Sigh (Legendary)] Some girl: "..." Is this a bug? Why does an ordinary quest give 100,000 EXP? Why does one Invincibility Potion grant five minutes of invincibility? Why is there a legendary item for an ordinary quest?! How can she be so ridiculously lucky? This really isn't a bug?! [Ding! Accept quest: Save the Broken World?] [Select No] [Quest accepted. Ilor, do your best to complete the quest! Cut down every overpowered player who violates the rules of this world!] Yi Nuo: "..." What the hell! She selected No! No! Don't force her like that! What the hell! Why make a No option if there's only one choice, you bastard! ↑↑↑ Yi Nuo's character design This was made by Li Tian! It's pretty, right? Right? Well, you don't have to tell me, I already know it's pretty~ ↑↑↑ This is another character design for Yi Nuo Li Tian helped me ask for this one on the character design forum... It's pretty, right? You don't have to tell me, I already know it's pretty A few things to know before reading: 1. This story has no romantic pairing (confirmed). 2. Please don't roast the blurb. I'm terrible at writing blurbs. 3. This story is extremely padded, so proceed with caution! 4. This story contains BG, BL, and GL, with all kinds of shamelessness and no restraint. Proceed with caution... 5. If you dislike little boys or little girls, don't read! Everyone has their own tastes, so don't click if you can't handle it! Theme: