Story one:
"Roronoa! What are you doing?!"
"Huh? Of course it's cooking."
"Are you really cooking instead of poisoning?!"
"If you can't eat it, don't eat it! By the way, why don't you make it yourself! Aren't you a girl?!"
"Are you kidding me! Why does Perona-sama have to cook for you~ By the way, who stipulates that girls must be able to cook!"
"Then don't eat it——!!"
"Your intentions are really sinister~ Do you want to starve Lady Perona to death~"
"... Ah. I won't do it."
"... You'd better do it."
"···········"
"Ahhh!! I know, I know! I'm going to do it now!"
So. Perona VS Roronoa Zoro Roronoa wins = =
Story two:
"Hey! Roronoa! What are you doing!"
"Huh? Of course I'm going back to my room."
"... You're kidding me."
"No!"
"You've obviously been here five or six times, okay?! You've lived here for so long, why don't you remember the way!"
"The buildings here all look exactly the same!"
"You are simply a road idiot and you have done it again!! Why has your road addiction not disappeared for so long but it has become more and more serious! You are such a stubborn idiot!!"
"... I'll chop you! You brat!"
"[Negative Ghost]"
"I'm so sorry for yelling at you."
"Hula hula hula hula~ You will be lost here for the rest of your life~" Perona. Complete victory.