[Online Game] This Monk Takes His Leave

Tan Yue grew up in a temple. He never expected that one day his unreliable master would kick him back to his biological parents before wandering off on a pilgrimage. His mother, Han, is an investor, and the moment she sees her son is handsome and strong, she wastes no time dragging him onto a dating show. Looking for a wife? As if! Going on a dating show is the real path to fame! Unfortunately, Tan Yue has been out of touch with the world for too long, and then he runs into the deranged show director He Yixiu. The filming set is one disaster after another. He dreams of saving all living beings, but reality is cruel, so he pours all his enthusiasm into a virtual game instead. But in the game... Where's the promised bloodshed? Where's the promised chivalry? Where's the promised world of heroes and romance, of flying snow and archery, of laughter and swordplay? What are all these people rolling around, flirting with each other, tossing scallions, and... doing that to chrysanthemums? Deeply convinced that the martial world is treacherous and it's best to run if things get bad, Tan Yue decides to make a timely escape, but it's already too late... Tan Buwen: [...This humble monk will take his leave...] Yi Yi: [~(≧▽≦)/~ The mosquito is blushing!!!] Yi Er: [~(≧▽≦)/~ The mosquito is getting all shy!!!] Yi San: [~(≧▽≦)/~ The mosquito is bashful!!!] Yi Si: [~(≧▽≦)/~ The mosquito is acting coy!!!] Tan Buwen: [...Benefactor Yixiu...] Yi Xiu: [...Mosquito, I'm sorry! Please spare me and don't recite any more!!!] This is a lighthearted story with some exaggeration. The entertainment-industry elements are pure fantasy, so please bear with any inconsistencies. It borrows the setting of the Tianxia game series, but doesn't follow the original setting exactly, so don't get hung up on the details. [Roll around and beg for support. Click for a surprise!] You're welcome to follow my author page: click me, click me, click me (≧▽≦)/ For a story about the Nightshade faction in the war, check out: [Online Game] Am I Not Innocent? #favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: