Harry Potter: Hide-and-Seek

Ah~ What on earth is going on~~ I only fell asleep in class, so why did I have to transmigrate into the snake-faced old lunatic from HP, the famous enthusiast of splitting his soul into pieces?! The little person inside Lin En is weeping and pounding the floor... Merlin's balls, I don't want the Chosen One to hug me at all! How am I supposed to fix this neither-living-nor-dead state?! I finally managed to leave Hogwarts safely, and I absolutely do not want to kidnap that blue-eyed Chosen One again!!!!! One-sentence blurb: A modern college student becomes the main soul of the Dark Lord and plays hide-and-seek with the native characters of HP. BL, slow burn, very, very slow burn, pairing undecided. The protagonist is just an ordinary student, a bit of a naive fool. He'll have a golden finger, but it won't be very powerful. Since the protagonist has fused with the Dark Lord's memories, he'll lean toward Slytherin. So expect a naive protagonist, shocking plot twists, melodrama, and characters going out of character. Also, this story is a slow burn, so please enter at your own risk. Also, this story is based on the movies, so please don't compare it with the original books, as there will be differences. This is my first time writing a story. I read a lot of HP fanfiction and wrote this on a whim, so I have an outline but no details. Please bear with me. Suggestions are welcome, but I have a glass heart, so personal attacks are not. This story took more than ten years to finish, and it's finally complete. Updates start tomorrow. Some sections are still being revised, but I'm only fixing typos and awkward sentences caused by typos from when I typed them. The content hasn't changed, so you can skip the revised sections. The pairing gets a happy ending in the extra chapters, while the main story ends with the Chosen One defeating the Dark Lord. If you're looking for sweet romance, you may want to steer clear. Updates every other day at noon until the ending. Theme: