Gintama: Life Is but a Play

"Hello, I'm Duo Chuan, the heroine of this story."

"Why give it a title like that? It has absolutely nothing to do with the story."

"Why is the heroine called Duo Chuan? Couldn't you pick another name?"

"Hey, give me a break. I really don't want to deal with something this troublesome."

"Out of money? Go find Takasugi!"

"Free food, free drinks, and free lodging. How great is that?"

"Lost your mind? Go find Zura!"

"Then we can both be idiots. At least we'll have company!"

Ugh, writing a blurb is such a pain. But adding a few more words might catch people's attention, while too much rambling could make readers lose interest! Hey, you lot can read it if you feel like it. The brain-dead author can't write well and often runs out of words, and this story is just something I wrote while putting off my holiday homework, so don't expect me to update quickly. Putting pressure on someone is a crime! Get that through your head, you bastard!

Also, I selected romance when filling out the form, but I really have no idea who to make the male lead. I've changed it to Gintoki, but I can't promise it won't change again later. We'll see. Whoever has the highest affection level will be the one! This isn't a dating sim, you bastard!

Sorry, I started making fun of myself again. But since nobody else is doing it, I have to use my right hand... No, no, that's not what I meant. I have to make fun of myself!

Anyway, what was I going to say? Never mind. That's it. The story starts now.