[Avengers Crossover] Black-Faced, White-Filled, All Steamed in One Pot

He was the great, handsome, rich, brilliant Mr. Anibel Stark, and that damned idiot Uncle Thor and his stupid hammer, oh! And that accursed Cosmic Cube, had thrown him ten years into the past! Okay, hey, all he'd done was trick the innocent little girl in Thor's family into giving him a gentlemanly kiss on the cheek... Well, he didn't like girls who hadn't finished growing up. He preferred someone with a hotter figure, like Auntie Rogers. Okay, at most he'd just fantasized about it. If only Auntie Rogers didn't hide her NICE BODY under XL cotton T-shirts and dark blue jeans every day. Ohhh, his dear Auntie Rogers~~ No, no, no~~ You mean Auntie Barton, from Uncle Barton's family... He's really not interested in Auntie Barton, the twenty-eight-year-old, eternally fifteen, short, baby-faced woman of Eastern descent~~ ...Okay, what he means is... Auntie! Take your idiot's Thor hammer back home! He really doesn't dare flirt with your girl again, okay?! Auntie Banner... Auntie Banner, your contact lens fell out again... A pillar! Hey! How does he look like a hard pillar?! Did he crash into a tree again on his way out? Uncle Banner, please take Auntie Banner home. Next time she'll run into a telephone pole. Seriously, that's brutal... Is Jin finally going to split up with that bastard?! Just throw yourself into my arms~ My dear Jin~~~ ...Hey! Wait! If Jin wasn't with that bastard...how would he crawl out of Jin's belly?! font> 1. All the female leads are original characters. WELL, WHY? Damn it, I've been fed up with the female leads in American and British superhero shows for ages. Why is it that when *** are fighting *** tooth and nail, the female lead, who barely gets any screen time to begin with, can shamelessly cheat behind the scenes, then wrap things up with a passionate KISS and end the whole show? Flip the table! (Betty Ross in Hulk, Rachel in Batman...) I've been prejudiced against the cookie-cutter female lead archetypes in American and British shows for a long time! 2. The main pairings are: Steve Rogers/Chris Ayer Tony Stark/Jin Hote Thor/Bru Hote Bruce Banner/Van Sayer Joan Clint Barton/Carlo Li