Hunter Fanfiction: Heartbreak

Hehe, nice! I woke up to find myself in the Hunter world. Wow, there are so many handsome guys here! I grew up with the cool, charismatic leader of the Phantom Troupe, chatted with the pervy Hisoka whenever I had the chance, loved cuddling the adorable little cat Killua most of all, and would lend a hand to the pretty boy Kurapika whenever he caught my eye.

But why does everyone say I'm a strange person? What do you mean, I like exciting, interesting things but hate troublesome, exhausting ones? That I'm sometimes absentminded and sometimes cunning, sometimes gentle and sometimes cold, sometimes playful and sometimes serious? Th-that's just weird! No, I don't want to be on the same boat as Hisoka~

And those Phantom Troupe guys are even worse. They actually call me a “wicked woman.” Isn't that a little rude? My teacher told me when I was little that people should be polite~ (Author: Whack! Where did you get a teacher? If you had one, it'd be Chrollo.) Fine, fine. I'll be the bigger person and let it go. I won't hold it against them. (Author: More like you can't beat them, so you have to let it go.)

Haha~ If I can't beat them, I can still beat you, can't I? (Author: Grinning evilly. So you want me to be your evil stepmother~?) Freeze. (Then she starts acting cute.) Author, come on, let's just forget it. I promise I won't do it again~ (wide, innocent eyes) (Author: Coughs twice.) Fine, then~ Hey, I wasn't finished talking...

Oh, handsome guys, here I come~

Note: To be honest, this is probably a pretty silly, lightweight fic. But I don't really like those overly simplistic fics; I just want to write the kind of fanfic I enjoy. I also don't like changing the characters too much from their original personalities. So if this isn't your cup of tea, please move along. I won't see you out~ Thanks >_<