[Gintama] In the Name of a Fool

Isshoku: What kind of person is Sister Bai? She's very gentle, though she always docks my pay. Sanae: That girl is just an idiot. She's stubborn and doesn't really know how to cherish her family. Gintoki: You mean A-Bai? Isn't she just the proprietress of a teahouse? Come to think of it, I still have some teahouse coupons left... Bai: ...I'm just an ordinary teahouse owner. By the way, who are you? ↑BGM: It doesn't really fit, but please don't beat me up...↑ Teacher Gintoki: “This question is from a student named ‘Hair Swept Across the Sky.’ ‘Teacher, how can I write a fanfic that's at least 100,000 characters long?’ Well, a good teacher's answer is: ‘Just keep making snarky comments, and if that doesn't work, write “word count × 100,000.”’ All right, Hair Swept Across the Sky, go stand in the hall!” Please note: ① The heroine's job is based on the monthly teahouse from The Prince of Tennis, the one belonging to Seiichi Yukimura. Okay, I know it's a bit of a stretch... ② Even though the title is so ridiculous, it can't stop the story from being ridiculous too... Well, Gintama is basically just one snarky comment after another. ③ I originally didn't really want to use the “elementary school classmates” trope, but since I've already decided, I'll just go with it (hey). ④ The ending is HE. I'm determined to make this a long story, at least 100,000 characters, and I will definitely finish it! Believe me! ⑤ Well, I can't guarantee when I'll update, because the author has already ascended to heaven... ⑥ Thanks to Niguang's graphics shop for the cover! ← The first five orders get tons of perks, ahhh... That's all. Collab stories: [Gintama] In the Name of Vinegared Kelp [Gintama] In the Name of Takasugi [Gintama] In the Name of the Gun ↑The column art is also from Niguang's graphics shop! Thanks, Mumu-chane