A Shameless Life

There was once a bandit who carried a broadsword on her shoulder, yet kept insisting that she was a swordsman.

She had two underlings. One died because of her, so she swore she would treat the other one really, really well.

Then, when someone came toward her with a red-hot branding iron, she shamelessly sold out the man she had forced into a night of passion with her. She comforted herself by saying it was for her underling's own good, so it didn't count as betrayal.

When everyone blamed her, she lifted her head and puffed out her chest, giving the four ounces of flesh there a little shake. Damn it, being a bandit is no easy business these days. How can you survive without being a little shameless? Your lord here is going to be shameless across the whole world, shameless to the very end.

P.S. This story has plenty of cringe-worthy moments, like someone shouting, "Listen to me explain!" and the other person replying, "I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it..."

Also, any similarities are purely coincidental. If you say I plagiarized, fine, there's a 99.9 percent chance I did.

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Thanks to Zhanzhan and Yiyi for drawing character portraits for me: (Yan Yingluo) (Jian Liu and Mu Jiu) (Jian Yi and Shu Ye)

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