Harry Potter: The True Nature of the Serpent Founder

In short, this is a series of stories brought about by a book of alternate history, featuring the memories of the four greats. Harry: Good heavens, the great Slytherin founder?! Snape: The faith we've held all our lives?! Dumbledore: Heh heh, Severus, looks like you can't escape making anti-tooth-decay potions now. McGonagall: I'm dizzy. This Serpent Founder isn't like the rumors at all! He actually... V (gritting his teeth): Likes drinking... Dumbledore (smiling): Tom, actually, nobody is as perfect as they seem. So your pure-blood theory and that legendary ancestor of yours... V, Snape (sneering): Your Gryffindors are no better, hmph! He actually... Dumbledore, the Chosen One, McGonagall (dark-faced): ... That's enough, or we'll give away the romance. If you're interested, please adopt me. If you're not, just click the X. Salazar: Is that my fault? It's just a habit I picked up as a child. And when did I become a heinous villain...? You know. Godric: Exactly, exactly. Salazar is (XX). Rowena, Helga: ...Adorable. That's what we've always thought, though he's a little proud, a little tsundere, and so on. The truth is out That's all there is to it... Also, this story is a very slow burn and a thousand-year-old pitfall.