Parody Version:
Sasuke: Brother, I love you.
Itachi: ...
Sasuke (gouging out his own eyes): Brother, do you want them? If you want them, just say so. How am I supposed to know you want them if you don't say anything? BLABLABLA...
You have to believe that none of the above is true...
Serious Version:
Sasuke: Brother, I love you.
Itachi: ...
Sasuke (drawing his sword): Who objects?
Is this really the serious version?!...
The protagonist transmigrates for the second time. He's a jack-of-all-trades, more or less. The first time, he transmigrated as Hua Manlou, and his pairing was Ximen Chuixue. They only had an ambiguous relationship. He learned swordsmanship from Ximen and was blind. Big Brother doesn't show up until rather late, because I really can't have a rogue ninja strutting around Konoha in broad daylight~~~ The first few chapters are a little dull, so please be patient and read five chapters before deciding whether to drop it.
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It seems that after entering the half-price library, there is a section missing where Naruto told Itachi that Sasuke had lived with his eyes closed since childhood, which made Itachi sad... Did I miss it? (Yao Ming-style smile)
Isn't the Third Hokage's name called Sarutobi Hiruzen?
Choji-kun's butterfly shape is so handsome~~~So cute
Sasuke-san really shows no mercy when he plots against his brother~~ Rest in peace, Itachi-san~~
... Don't eat the second young master carelessly, Itachi-san~
Brother Itachi, don't think of Xiao Zuo like that╮(╯▽╰)╭
Super pretty?(?? V??)?
Damn, can we still leave? Want to see~
I said, do nasolabial folds appear on the forehead?
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Imprisonment play! (Heavy fog!)
It seems that after entering the half-price library, there is a section missing where Naruto told Itachi that Sasuke had lived with his eyes closed since childhood, which made Itachi sad... Did I miss it? (Yao Ming-style smile)
Isn't the Third Hokage's name called Sarutobi Hiruzen? Choji-kun's butterfly shape is so handsome~~~So cute
Sasuke-san really shows no mercy when he plots against his brother~~ Rest in peace, Itachi-san~~
... Don't eat the second young master carelessly, Itachi-san~
Brother Itachi, don't think of Xiao Zuo like that╮(╯▽╰)╭
Super pretty?(?? V??)?
Damn, can we still leave? Want to see~
I said, do nasolabial folds appear on the forehead?
I like it so much ╭(╯ε╰)╮ Daily updates are no longer a dream, give it a try!