[Ancient Romance] The Eunuch's Migraine

A general who can cut enemy commanders from their horses, charge across the battlefield with his troops, and cleave corrupt ministers with his blade.

She falls in love at first sight with him, even though he is only saying pretty things to flatter her, and she knows he's an untouchable eunuch.

Even if I'm just being selfish, you can't refuse me, can you? If I can't have your heart, your body will do just fine. Heh heh.

How could he believe the absurd claim that the noble-born Grand Princess had fallen for a eunuch, a man incomplete in both body and soul?

Do you find it novel? Do you pity him? This thing isn't even a man.

He can't refuse her because of their difference in status. He doesn't want to be toyed with by her, and believes it must all be a lie.

He sinks into being deceived by her, sinks into being toyed with by her.

Then the feelings he holds for her gradually grow impure, and rot away...

"...You always carry yourself with such brightness, like the cool, aloof moon."

"Bright? You mean the one above our heads?"

0. Undergoing a complete rewrite because people didn't like it! Once you accept it, isn't a character who's always on the verge of turning dark, but never actually hurts anyone, kind of adorable?

1. A poker-faced, tsundere princess × a cool-headed, loyal eunuch. [Note! The premise has changed! (Wasn't the original chuunibyou premise adorable? Damn it!)]

2. A silly, Mary Sue-style loyal-dog story, half classical and half modern Chinese. The plot has changed completely, so you could even call it a new story~ If the new premise isn't as cute anymore, QAQ, I'm sorry.

3. I'm no good at naming things. I used to love stories where the male lead fucked the heroine until she was utterly spent, but now, for some inexplicable reason, I'm also... hmm, I guess this one has become a story where the heroine fucks the male (?) lead until he's utterly spent.