[Anime Crossover] Let's Gang Up on the Divine Beasts!

Blurb: This story is absurd, full of outrageous twists, completely unhinged, and packed with wish fulfillment. If you like it, please save it and give it some love. If you don't, please click the X. Thanks for cooperating! Sikong Liu, a shut-in who doesn't even like anime, transmigrates. Two suspiciously Black-and-White Impermanence-like characters give her two swords, then send her to another world, where she begins her happy life... [Sikong Liu] Happy life, my ass! How is this supposed to be happy?! Not happy? Not many people get to transmigrate with a whole harem [Sikong Liu] (freaking out): You call that bunch a harem?! [Grass Mud Horse] My beautiful master, you're breaking my heart! Make it up to me with a kiss [Crab] All lecherous behavior must be harmonized!! (Glares at the Grass Mud Horse and brandishes a blade.) [Some character who hasn't appeared yet] Oh my, oh my, I'm terrified! Are you scared, little master? That's all right if you are~ I'll be sure to train you well~ with all my heart~~ [Some character who hasn't appeared yet] Waaaah~~ Master~~~ Waaaah So you still don't think there's a harem in this story? Just sit back and enjoy it, hehe [Sikong Liu] I want a refund!!! (Sobbing as she's tormented by her own Zanpakuto...) Intended message: