Many thanks to my pal Xiao Si for making the cover. I'm so, so grateful!
Here's the blurb.
First of all, anyone who read something dirty into the title, go face the wall. This H stands for Harry.
[Congratulations! You are the first beta tester of the Harry Potter game.]
He is Harry Potter himself, thank you very much!
[We are delighted to invite you to beta test this game.]
He's on his way to a wedding. Can he refuse?
[We apologize. Since the game is still in beta, many features have not yet been developed. Once you enter the game, you will be unable to leave unless you successfully clear all seven levels.]
The hapless player: "..."
[This game is based on the Harry Potter novel series. All rights belong to JK Rowling. The plot has only been changed a little.]
Only changed a little? Then why has he, the Gryffindor Lion King, turned into a fake Slytherin snake?
[Because you made a mistake.]
Why does his greasy professor spew venom at him whenever he gets angry, then feel great when he sees how miserable Harry looks, and even gain affection points for it?
[Because he's an S.]
Why does everyone enter romance mode with him once their affection points reach a certain level?
[Because romance is good for the soul.]
Then why does he and Voldemort end up competing to see who tops whom in bed instead of fighting to the death?
[Because...]
After a long silence:
[This is a pirated game!]
So this is a story about the dangers of pirated games, meant to teach us a lesson: treasure life and stay away from piracy? (Gets slapped flying.)
A final note from the author: Don't be fooled by the blurb. This is actually a serious story, truly a serious story. Please have faith in the author's integrity!
Also, the author is delicate-hearted, so please be gentle when criticizing or comparing the story to others.
Please adopt me =3=
P.S. To be clear, this story has an all-pairings direction, but the final pairing is one-on-one, DH. Read with caution if that's a trigger for you. Of course, the author might get carried away and write side-story endings with an endlessly growing number of pairings.
P.P.S. Since this is a pirated game, the word "beta" was deliberately misspelled in the original. If you take it seriously, you've already lost. Don't get hung up on calling it a typo or whatever!
VIP notice: The editor has informed me that this story will become a paid novel on April 14, this Sunday. Thank you to everyone who has supported me all this time (bows in gratitude). I'll post three chapters on the day it becomes paid, and will try to update daily. No matter how many people continue to support me afterward, I'll do my best to finish the story. Fist bump!
By the way, the number of words is not enough, dear, the update time is wrong, dear, my integrity has been lost, dear, you have deceived me, dear!
Indicates that 6000+ have been received...
Are bloody people also CP? What a chat
Finally, Slytherin should have rules. After all, it is an ancient school that has been passed down for thousands of years, not to mention that the Malfoy family is one of the school directors. Of course, in fact, many of these materials are written by fans, and the specifics have not been studied.
However, Slytherin's concern is indeed awkward, at least it cannot be seen on the surface, but when Barrow learns about the concerns of other Slytherins, I can understand this, but taking the initiative to express this makes me feel a bit unreasonable. Of course, the most annoying thing is that his favorability level actually increased in the end! ! !
In addition, Weasley and Malfoy are sworn enemies, and have been like this since they were students. It is estimated that D's complaint in the end will make the W family look very ugly. After all, R did not press the invisibility button during the meeting in the Muggle world, and their family is destined to be killed by R! I don't think H and D are afraid of heights. Isn't this similar to riding a broomstick? Although the R level is really embarrassing.
Actually, I didn't want to write a long review at first, but in the end, the number of words became more and more, so I just decided to make it a little longer and turn it into a long review.
I have always been very enthusiastic about D and H. This subject matter is still very new to me. After all, I have read a lot of foreign people, and many innovations are about who or who has various bloodlines between them. This is the first time I have come into contact with this kind of game mode guide.
Maybe because I am also a lazy person, I will comment on the quality of articles, but rarely give long comments. This is probably the third long comment I have given to the author of JJ. I hope that it will not be seen by a few of my JJ friends, otherwise they will criticize me. The master who owes long comments cannot afford to be hurt. . TAT. . .
In fact, I think my doubts in the previous chapter are reflected in this chapter. For example, if D follows H and gets into R's car, obviously according to normal logic, even if D has a tendency to be obsessed with H, it is unlikely to violate the education he has received from the Malfoy family for so many years. After all, children under aristocratic education, although D was still young at the time, aren't foreign children more precocious? I think what he did is unreasonable. Although the author hopes to follow the plot line, since H here has been arranged to enter Slytherin, his code of conduct must be partly in line with the nature of the snake house. Then he became friends with R and followed R in the car. It seems reasonable, but I think it is reasonable. It's very strange. In addition, from a certain perspective, this point is a bit contradictory to DH's CP. It is normal for D to be angry with H, and it is also normal for H to make concessions to D. But the last sentence goes behind D's back to do something he does not want H to do. Is this too selfish and too Gryffindor? And the most important thing is that this hurts the feelings between DH!
I find it quite difficult to follow the plot and be outstanding at the same time, so I still admire the author's great thought. Of course, I can only write this comment. If you really ask me to write an article, it would be more difficult than killing me. I am still willing to do it with words!
I hope that the article will not collapse, because after all, I am a person who moved from Aunt JK's side, and it is normal for the character to be out of shape. Everyone's Hamlet is different in their hearts, and their opinions are even different. I am just telling my point of view from my perspective, that's all.
A belated long review, I wonder if the author accepts my comments? Generally speaking, I am still a child who likes to scatter flowers! ! ~The passing of a girl who never gives negative points.
Maybe it's because I really like them that I know about them and give you some suggestions. I hope the articles will get better and better. Of course, I never thought this article was unpopular. I came in to read it by accident, and then I discovered this article. It feels great that it has not been missed! ~
6000+ The day after tomorrow? (Touching chin) Well... We can't forget it!
Forehead. . . R is obsessed with H, so H is definitely obsessed with it, hahaha
But how could D agree to ride in R's car? According to Slytherin's character, he shouldn't make a decision before taking action. If they don't get to school, someone will definitely find out about this and not get into a car with R and the others. I doubt this.
In addition, Professor Snape will definitely come back to them in time. The way they are now will not add tragedy to their school life in the next year. I think this is particularly suspicious. Moreover, R's driving skills are really not very safe! ~
[Crossover] All the Heroic Spirits Love Me
(Quick Transmigration) Can I Please Stop Taking the Blame?
When Gudako Becomes a Heroic Spirit
Let the Show Begin
Reborn: I Raised Him All Wrong
[Crossover] It’s All for the Sake of Causing Trouble
Damn, What a Godforsaken World!
[Crossover] Boss, Please Kill Me!
[Online Game] The Ultimate Villain
[Kuroko's Basketball Fanfiction] Kuroko, Come On!
Illumi Transmigrates into Takeshi Yamamoto
2020.0107
It's beautiful, but it's a pity it's ruined
Dear, it's 2016, and my hair has become a trap.
. . . LZ please update, LZ come on
By the way, the number of words is not enough, dear, the update time is wrong, dear, my integrity has been lost, dear, you have deceived me, dear!
Indicates that 6000+ have been received...
Are bloody people also CP? What a chat
Finally, Slytherin should have rules. After all, it is an ancient school that has been passed down for thousands of years, not to mention that the Malfoy family is one of the school directors. Of course, in fact, many of these materials are written by fans, and the specifics have not been studied. However, Slytherin's concern is indeed awkward, at least it cannot be seen on the surface, but when Barrow learns about the concerns of other Slytherins, I can understand this, but taking the initiative to express this makes me feel a bit unreasonable. Of course, the most annoying thing is that his favorability level actually increased in the end! ! ! In addition, Weasley and Malfoy are sworn enemies, and have been like this since they were students. It is estimated that D's complaint in the end will make the W family look very ugly. After all, R did not press the invisibility button during the meeting in the Muggle world, and their family is destined to be killed by R! I don't think H and D are afraid of heights. Isn't this similar to riding a broomstick? Although the R level is really embarrassing. Actually, I didn't want to write a long review at first, but in the end, the number of words became more and more, so I just decided to make it a little longer and turn it into a long review. I have always been very enthusiastic about D and H. This subject matter is still very new to me. After all, I have read a lot of foreign people, and many innovations are about who or who has various bloodlines between them. This is the first time I have come into contact with this kind of game mode guide. Maybe because I am also a lazy person, I will comment on the quality of articles, but rarely give long comments. This is probably the third long comment I have given to the author of JJ. I hope that it will not be seen by a few of my JJ friends, otherwise they will criticize me. The master who owes long comments cannot afford to be hurt. . TAT. . . In fact, I think my doubts in the previous chapter are reflected in this chapter. For example, if D follows H and gets into R's car, obviously according to normal logic, even if D has a tendency to be obsessed with H, it is unlikely to violate the education he has received from the Malfoy family for so many years. After all, children under aristocratic education, although D was still young at the time, aren't foreign children more precocious? I think what he did is unreasonable. Although the author hopes to follow the plot line, since H here has been arranged to enter Slytherin, his code of conduct must be partly in line with the nature of the snake house. Then he became friends with R and followed R in the car. It seems reasonable, but I think it is reasonable. It's very strange. In addition, from a certain perspective, this point is a bit contradictory to DH's CP. It is normal for D to be angry with H, and it is also normal for H to make concessions to D. But the last sentence goes behind D's back to do something he does not want H to do. Is this too selfish and too Gryffindor? And the most important thing is that this hurts the feelings between DH! I find it quite difficult to follow the plot and be outstanding at the same time, so I still admire the author's great thought. Of course, I can only write this comment. If you really ask me to write an article, it would be more difficult than killing me. I am still willing to do it with words! I hope that the article will not collapse, because after all, I am a person who moved from Aunt JK's side, and it is normal for the character to be out of shape. Everyone's Hamlet is different in their hearts, and their opinions are even different. I am just telling my point of view from my perspective, that's all. A belated long review, I wonder if the author accepts my comments? Generally speaking, I am still a child who likes to scatter flowers! ! ~The passing of a girl who never gives negative points. Maybe it's because I really like them that I know about them and give you some suggestions. I hope the articles will get better and better. Of course, I never thought this article was unpopular. I came in to read it by accident, and then I discovered this article. It feels great that it has not been missed! ~
6000+ The day after tomorrow? (Touching chin) Well... We can't forget it!
Forehead. . . R is obsessed with H, so H is definitely obsessed with it, hahaha But how could D agree to ride in R's car? According to Slytherin's character, he shouldn't make a decision before taking action. If they don't get to school, someone will definitely find out about this and not get into a car with R and the others. I doubt this. In addition, Professor Snape will definitely come back to them in time. The way they are now will not add tragedy to their school life in the next year. I think this is particularly suspicious. Moreover, R's driving skills are really not very safe! ~