(Harry Potter) We Are

Harry simply couldn't believe it! Six years of clashing head-on had taught them everything about each other. Then three more years of facing life and death side by side had forged an unbreakable bond between partners. Unbreakable... To hell with unbreakable! He never imagined that a mere intern reporter for the Daily Prophet could drive him and Snape to this point! So you don't want what we had? Fine. Whatever. You don't want me as your partner, either. That's perfectly fine. You don't want someone who came right to your door to do your laundry, cook, and run errands for you. Fine, you don't want any of it. This is just you throwing a tantrum! Severus Snape, just how far are you going to take this? Had enough? And you're serious? Pah! As if I'd believe you! Begging you to take me back? Begging! Is the Savior really the sort of person who'd go begging to become a servant for his former Potions professor? Don't make me laugh! You want me gone, is that it? Then don't regret it! Next time, the next time I step through the shabby door of Spinner's End, it won't be just to work as your servant for free! At the very least, you'll have to make it up to me with your body, won't you? The whole idea of making it up with his body was definitely just Harry's fantasy. In the end, the one who would offer up his body would undoubtedly be the freshly washed little lamb named Harry Savior Potter. Maybe a little lion cub? Anyway, as long as the professor enjoys his meal, that's all that matters! It's January 9 again. Are you ready? If you are, dear reader, please follow Ham and say it three times. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SEVERUS SNAPE!! A bow --By Ham, January 9, 2013 Post-canon, set after the war. SS/HP Another birthday story for the professor! Click here for my good friend's long SS/HP fic! Premise: