Damn it! Wasn't I supposed to be touring the Liangshan Scenic Area? How did I end up in the middle of nowhere? And why is someone telling me he's Hua Rong? Wait... He's pretty handsome, but why does he have such a poker face?
What? You're really Shi Jin? Then show me the nine dragons on your body... Oh, I wasn't trying to flirt with you!
Huh? I transmigrated? I'm in the Northern Song now? Does that mean I can meet Zhang Shun?
Huh? Why did I faint? Why do those weird people call me Qiongying as soon as they see me? This is so strange. That handsome guy says I'm his wife... Is this a joke? Why can I throw stones now?
...We should enjoy the beautiful scenery of Liangshan, hehehe, and all the handsome men there, too!
We're going to build Liangshan's greatest harem!
