I'm Not Yang Guozhong

He says, "I'm not Yang Guozhong!" In fact, he is Yang Guozhong! He says, "Li Longji, you disaster, stay away from me." But Li Longji clings to him like glue, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't shake him off. High on a towering mountain, the young man raises both middle fingers to the heavens: Damn you, Heaven! Fuck your mother! Want to know how a vain idiot transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and makes his mark? Want to know how Li Longji wins over and pins down a repressed man who sees him as a monster and the source of every disaster? Want some hilarious, snot-and-tears laughter? Then check out Bibi's hilarious new story, I'm Not Yang Guozhong. This is a lighthearted comedy, featuring an emperor top who's as loyal as a dog and a repressed, sarcastic bottom. It's about a vain idiot who transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty, gets forcibly turned gay, and fights tooth and nail to deny his fate. If you enjoy it, please add it to your favorites, leave comments, and send points. And if you have any suggestions, please let me know. Dear readers, I've started a new story, so I'm begging you for points, support, and comments... Please be kind and leave lots of comments and give me lots of points. Please support me, too, or I'll starve to death. (Rolling around and begging for long reviews.) Completed series: Feng Yuan fanfic If the link button doesn't work, please click Bibi's name to visit Bibi's profile, where you'll find all of Bibi's stories. Thank you!!! Bibi's group number: 56119036. Feel free to drop by and chat. I promise, there will be a new chapter every day. When JJ is glitching, manually replace www in the URL with ww to see the chapters that aren't showing up. If that still doesn't work, add GO to the end of the URL. This story is fiction, and I'm terrible at historical research. Ladies, Bibi's aiming for the monthly rankings, so I need points! Please support me and leave comments. Thank you, I'm counting on you. How about this: if the number of comments goes up by ten, I'll add one chapter; if it goes up by twenty, I'll add three. Ladies, please! I need points! Some readers are wondering why Yang Zhao wants to look at crape myrtles. You can check back in chapters 56 and 57, where it's explained: the crown prince, the young top, likes crape myrtles. Also, I've passed 300 favorites, so Bibi plans to post four chapters on March 22. Thank you, everyone. Oh, and I don't get many comments. How about this, dear readers: if a chapter gets at least ten comments, I'll add another chapter. What do you think??? Premise: