A Record of Paranormal Events

This story contains a lot of classical-style poetry and is especially slow to warm up, so please be patient. If you don't have the patience, feel free to click away.

I seek a passing breeze, not a love that lasts ten thousand years. Seeing the world's beauty is nothing compared to holding your hand tight. May peace reign in this world, and may we roam freely wherever we go.

The Master does not speak of ghosts and monsters; it all comes down to love. Right and wrong are hard to explain, black and white are impossible to make clear. A dream can be true or false, so how can it be called unclear?

Others laugh at my foolishness; I laugh at my own stubbornness. Three parts drunk on murky wine, how could I stay too clearheaded? Sigh, so coy and affected, but what does it really mean?

Simply put, this is the story of an impure great general who wants to be with the one he loves forever, so he cultivates together with his beloved and ascends to immortality.

One-on-one romance, a little angst, with occasional warmth, and a happy ending. The gong is a general, and the shou is a Daoist. Two people who are purer than pure gradually turn wicked in this suggestive story!

[Blurb]

Li Pu leaves home every day in a state of terror. His next-door neighbor is an alien, his coworkers are aliens, and even the people who come in to handle business are all sorts of strange aliens. The beautiful women he runs into outside are aliens too. By accidentally walking through the wrong door, he even catches the attention of an alien leader. Li Pu wonders, can he find even one normal human friend? Damn it! How is anyone supposed to live like this...

Duke Albert: How do I win over the new assistant, make him fall for me completely, and tell him I'm an alien?

The all-powerful alien leader finds himself at a loss for the first time...

Assistant Ian: Boss, do you need a guide to winning her back? I would be delighted to help...

Li Pu: What the hell, I feel like I can't enjoy myself in this world anymore...

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