What a Godforsaken World!

A deadpan man with a knack for snark transmigrates. At first, he thinks he's transmigrated into a farming novel, so he diligently farms and studies for the imperial exams. But after meeting a woman, he realizes that this brutal world is actually ruled by a bunch of brainless weirdos. And so, in this brutal world, he runs farther and farther down the glorious road of being a sadist... In other words, this is a genuinely lighthearted story that starts out about farming and turns into a chaotic, snark-filled mess later on. It's all serious business at first, and then completely unserious →_→. The virtuous should probably just read the early chapters. Excerpt from the later chapters: Emperor (smiling): Oh, my dear minister, your chrysanthemum looks quite nice... A certain chancellor: ... A certain imperial preceptor (with demons and monsters appearing behind him): Your Majesty, what are you saying? Emperor (smiling): I'll grant it to the imperial preceptor. A certain imperial preceptor (as the demons and monsters vanish): Your Majesty is truly a wise ruler for the ages. A certain chancellor: ... Emperor (smiling): And as for the matter of X courtesan/X imperial consort/X prince... A certain imperial preceptor: Leave it to me, Your Majesty. Emperor (looking pleased): Then I'll leave it to you and the chancellor. A certain chancellor: ...I obey. This is a one-on-one romance, with a deadpan bottom raising a younger top →_→. This story features the supernatural, snark, farming, the usual upgrade progression, food, careers... In short, it's a colorful coming-of-age diary about a minister of the ages, a wise ruler, and an imperial preceptor →_→. Lazy Cat will do their best to make it adorable! o(≧v≦)o~~ The bizarre incidents in this story are based on things Lazy Cat has encountered, heard about, or seen in novels, so please don't assume they're about anyone in particular. If anything seems familiar... →_→ that's just fate at work... Enjoy the story, and don't take it too seriously. Just have fun! Premise: