The Assassin's Farming Guide

A pseudo-farming life shared by two assassins, one from the past and one from the present! Modern version: If I could live my life over, I'd be a lazy freeloader who can't lift a finger or tell rice from wheat, have a whole bunch of kids, then eat, sleep, and wait for death! Ancient version: I'm tired of killing. I've had a child, retired from the world, and gotten married! Now I'm farming! Leave me alone! Update notice: I've made a few minor revisions to the final bonus chapter. It now serves as my final word to all of you. Thank you for your support all this time. I bow in gratitude. Also, as of today, reposting this work is prohibited. If you've already reposted it, please delete it. Thank you, with a bow. WeChat public account recommendation: "Read It, Then Become a Fan." Give it a follow if you happen to come across it. Various little skits will be posted from time to time. Search for "Read It, Then Become a Fan" on WeChat and come chat! Recommended reads: A friend's lovely work, shared here for everyone to enjoy. "The Cheongsam Chronicle" by Xuan Xue The Mountain Master's new project. "Beastkeeper" by Yan Yu Weilan "The Princess's Rebirth Strategy" by Yan Yu Weilan The Mountain Master's Weibo is now public body{background:url(http://img011.photo.21cn.com/photos/mark/20130422/m620x800/9D97BF38D61AC575EA8EBD8EA4D62262.jpg)} Intended theme: