[Reborn!] A Dark Past

So, how does one become a qualified assassin?

Kufufufufu~ Aren't assassins a specialty of □□?

Your sister's □□! Do you believe I'll blow your perverted pineapple head off with one shot?

Girls should choose warm and lovable jobs. The assassin business is too scary and isn't suitable for girls.

Cut the crap! Do you believe I'll slice off your junk with one cut and make you the first stupid horse in history without any balls?

Hey!!!! We don't have scum like you among us assassins!!!!!

Get lost! A group of chuunibyou cross-dressing perverts and freaks has no right to say that!

Well, you've got quite the air of an assassin now.

Enough! Only good-for-nothings need a sadistic teacher like you to teach them!

Mm, that's how assassins are made...

--This is the dark history of the little pineapple next door, but it doesn't really have much to do with this story. You don't have to read that one.

There's plenty of shamelessness, possibly some shattered values, and maybe some twisted personalities. But I absolutely have no chapters saved up. Before you dive in, consider whether it's safe ahead. If you feel unwell after reading, click on the top-right Tenth Vongola Boss for help.