[Crossover] The Protagonist Saves the World

When a master flirt meets someone who's great at picking up guys Kamijou Touma: "I'm just called Touma, I'm not trying to be a mom!" Uzumaki Naruto: "What are you talking about, Touma?" 0 0 Kamijou Touma: "Ahem, I was just thinking about what to have for dinner." Uzumaki Naruto: "Ramen!" Kamijou Touma: "Sure, two extra servings of roast pork, right?" [Turns and heads into the kitchen] This is a story about Kamijou Touma dragging Uzumaki Naruto all over the place, leading the protagonist squad to sweep all before them. Here's what happens: Madara: "The Ten-Tails is ours!" Nura Rikuo: "Get him, Kamijou! Use your face-smacking hand to smack his face!" Kamijou Touma: "...That's called Imagine Breaker, you idiot!" Ichigo Kurosaki: "Actually, I think it's fine. That name, I mean. Right, Naruto?" Uzumaki Naruto: "I think so too!" "...Fine, a face-smacking hand it is. When I get back, you better finish your vegetables, damn it, Naruto!"