Harry Potter: A Life Watching the Show

Oh, hello, everyone. I'm a character from the HP you all know so well. I'm not here to pair up with anyone. I'm here to watch the drama. Of course, to indulge your wicked desires, I'll try to put together some pairings you might like. But first and foremost, they're the ones I like. Oh, it's getting late. I'll leave it there for now.