[Gintama] If You're Going to Be a Messenger, Be the Best One

The Tianren [Wulongwo], more artfully known as the [Azure Bird] clan, are the finest messengers in the universe... At least, that's what the flyers say. Messengers from the Azure Bird clan always keep secrets and honor their word. Even on their deathbeds, they deliver their message to its recipient before closing their eyes for good... That's what the flyers say, too. No, no, no, don't get the wrong idea. False advertising is hardly a sensible thing to do these days. What's written on the flyers is true. ...It's just that anyone with half a brain wouldn't ask an Azure Bird to deliver a message. . "As a descendant of the [Wulongwo], of course I can be the finest messenger!!! If I'm going to do it, I'll be the best!!!", Haruko Kuronuma Gintoki: "...Right, I see. Good luck." . "…Actually, none of you believes I can pull it off, do you?" [Struck through] Unfortunately, she was right. [Struck through]