Wear the Only Thunder Root in the World of Immortality

My name is Si Xiaolei. It is said that I was born with sparks and lightning. Gold, silver, and iron objects within a radius of one mile would always fly towards me inexplicably, and even if it rained or thundered, objects within a radius of ten miles would be struck. When I was fifteen years old, a group of immortal cultivators who killed demons passed by the village. The villagers cried for their fathers and mothers, begging the gods to take me away. The master of cultivating immortals said that I am a mutant thunder spirit root that is rare in the world of cultivating immortals for thousands of years. It turns out I am a genius. I thought this was the beginning of my magnificent life of cultivating immortals. Then I was told: Sorry, because your spiritual roots are too rare, there is no method of cultivating immortality suitable for you in Kyushu. Damn, I never expected that I, the only person with thunder spirit roots in the world of immortality, would be forced to lie flat and be the mascot + lightning rod of the mountain gate. Mascot: It has no use as a bird. It is very embarrassing for fellow students to brag outside. (The only thunder spirit root in the world of immortality belongs to our sect.) Lightning Rod: Responsible for blocking lightning when the same sect undergoes tribulation. After a long time, I think the mascot is quite good: you can eat and drink, you don't need to practice, and you just lie down. I never expected that every time I made a lightning rod, my cultivation level would increase by one level. Hey, don't come over here! If you chop it again, I will ascend. Everyone: Damn it—you've already won, so what do you want? Intention: Let's fight monsters together.