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Pre-collection of "Food Blogger Becomes Famous in the Love Show by Relying on Barbecue" (copy is at the bottom)
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The recently popular parent-child variety show "Baby 2" has officially announced the addition of an amateur mother and son as guests.
The entry given by the program team is
Mother - beautiful and intellectual
Son - Soft and cute
The first day of the show:
Well, the official entry seems quite appropriate.
The second day after the show started airing:
Mom is afraid of being tired, afraid of being hungry, and afraid of being exposed to the sun. She seems to be a useless beauty.
Son: I am the one who stays up late reading at night, hears the chickens dancing, and is full of words - the little old-fashioned Juan Wang Benwang.
Netizens threw their keyboards angrily: Li Liyuan was famous, can the program team be reliable?
Good-for-nothing mother + rigid son, this mother and son are destined to end.
The show is on its third day.
Mom cheats every day:
My hair will fall out if I go to bed late, so I just listen to my mother's stories and I fall asleep.
Getting up early will make you stupid. Sunbathing your buttocks is just the right time to replenish calcium, and then you can sleep smoothly until midnight. If you are a picky eater, you will not grow taller. You need to eat more vegetables to grow taller. Meaty mothers eat it.
The son helplessly looked up to the sky and muttered silently: This is my biological mother, this is my biological mother, this is my biological mother!
I'd better work hard on my own!
Netizen: Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. This mother and son are quite interesting.
Is it okay to carry the baby in reverse?
An amateur mother and son suddenly became famous, and the whole Internet was curious about the identity of the mother and son.
Wen Zhi: If we don't make an appointment, what if the rents of hundreds of buildings will be confiscated?
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Wen Zhi traveled to ancient times and lived for more than ten years. From a beauty to a noble concubine, she aspired to the middle palace after a successful palace fight. The night before the grand ceremony, he was killed by an adulterer, and he took his son back to modern times.
As soon as I got back from wearing it, I was forced to participate in a variety show called "Baby".
Other parents play games with their children, sing and dance, and try their best to perform well.
Wen Zhi, who had been tired of fighting in her previous life, just wanted to die.
Buddhist mantra for raising children: Be good, why don't you take a rest? There is no throne to inherit in the family.
As the live broadcast progressed, netizens suddenly changed their style of painting.
[Woo, Wen Zhi's life is my ideal life]
[Wen Zhi must have saved the world in her last life, and she has such an obedient and adorable son]
[Rich, beautiful, son, single* rich woman]
Just when Wen Zhi was sighing that life was wonderful, the little prince rushed to her with red eyes and said, "Mother Concubine, I saw my father."
Wen Zhi sat up in shock as she was dying and seriously ill: The dog man also wore it. Is it because the flowers are not red enough or because the life is too hard?
If you dare to come, I will give you one foot of red!
#Raise dumplings in the early stage, focus on the heroine in the later stage#
#The emperor is not the male protagonist, there will be a crematorium plot#
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Pre-collection of "Food Blogger Becomes Famous in the Love Show by Relying on BBQ"
"Please Fall in Love with Me" is the most popular love variety show in history with the most outrageous and outrageous love.
The audience is waiting to see the sweet interactions and fight for love between the guests.
As the show progresses, the interactions between the guests become increasingly strange.
Green Tea, who originally wanted to catch a rich husband, took a look at the barbecue stall on the beach.
The young love-minded girl completely forgot that the person she loved was waiting for her, and stood in front of the barbecue stall drooling.
At three o'clock in the morning, Miss Zuojing sent a message to the person she was confessing to: "If you love me, buy me 100 portions of Chengzi's BBQ right now."
Audience: What kind of fairy snack is this? Does barbecue smell like love?
Before they could finish their sighs, the male guests started fighting over there. The reason was: Who should give the last portion of grilled cold noodles to!
Netizen: "Ah? It doesn't matter whether the male guest is injured or not. I just want to ask if the barbecue stall is still there? I want to eat too!"
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The guests collectively said: You don't need to talk about love, but you can't stop eating the barbecue at Chengzi's house.
Purpose: Happy and simple life