None of This Was What I Intended

Girl A said, "Take good care of him." Girl B said, "I'm counting on you to look after Senior Brother." Girl C said, "Young Master Helian truly loves you." Girl D said, "You two are made for each other." Girl E said... Shen Ming snapped and flipped the table. I'M WRITING A HAREM NOVEL!!! WHERE DID ALL THESE GUY COUPLES COME FROM! This story is mainly about a shut-in, good-for-nothing author who transmigrates into the novel he wrote. He becomes a cannon-fodder male supporting character, and in the end, the protagonist turns him gay. There are lots of potential landmines in this story. The author updates irregularly. The plot doesn't stand up to much scrutiny, so please go easy on me. There are some details I couldn't be bothered to look up, so I just made them up. Please understand. If you can't accept the above, please click the X in the upper-right corner. The divider marking the revised blurb, updated 2014.1.4 Comrades, I'm back! Though only at half health... Honestly, the older you get, the worse your health gets. This cold nearly took half my life. Waking up in the middle of the night with stomach pain and throwing up and all that was just heartbreaking, wasn't it! And when it rains, it pours = =. Even though I feel awful, I still have to go to work and can't get any time off. Another woman in our office is on sick leave, and it's expected to last at least a month. So my boss and I are splitting up her work, forty-sixty... I can already imagine how busy I'll be this month. It's going to be a complete disaster... Still, I'll try my best to keep updating. Note the wording: "try my best"~ Finally, let me just say, not having to rush to meet deadlines and write for the past two weeks... has been so relaxing~ Though I do feel a little empty too. I'll pick up the pace and finish this story soon. Thanks for sticking with me, everyone.