Silly, sweet Mary Sue romance, questionable IQ, land mines everywhere. Read at your own risk.
Original title: [Reborn!] Guardian of the Wind. Now retitled: It's Not Reborn!, It's Scum Reborn! Because... the author can't read or write the original English title. [Hides face in silence...]
Life is so damn fun, because life is always screwing with me.
Damn it, I'm a good person, seriously. Judging by the countless Good Person Cards I got in my previous life, I'm definitely a good person!
Though I never wanted to get so many Good Person Cards.
But I don't want to be some kind of gay guy either, damn it!
Transmigrate, transmigrate? Transmigrate your sister! I'm already past the age when I'd fantasize about transmigrating, so why the hell did it really happen?!
I struggled through twenty-five years, and suddenly I'm a three-year-old brat? And a manga character, no less?
What did I ever do to you?
Fine. Life is like being raped: if you can't fight back, you might as well enjoy it.
When I read the manga, I already knew this guy was supposed to be the right-hand man of the Vongola boss.
And when I read Reborn! fanfiction, I was really into All27 too.
But Tenth Generation Boss, R the Demon King, baseball idiot, idiot playboy, pineapple monster, and chuunibyou emperor, what the hell are you doing?!
Stay back! I'm into All27, not All59, damn it!
Tenth Generation Boss, my beloved Tenth Generation Boss, the black bunny is adorable too, but isn't it a little early to turn evil?!
Tenth Generation Boss: "Hayato, you love me that much? In that case, don't wait until we're adults. Marry me now!"
Bullets, Shigure Kintoki, tonfas, tridents, and whips all come flying.
The bunny, whose good-for-nothing nature has returned, bursts into tears: "Hayato, save me!!"
Someone's loyal-dog side erupts: "Anyone who picks on the Tenth Generation Boss can die!"
"Hmm?" The crowd radiating menace: "Idiot / Hayato / herbivore / kitty / Shuji, are you really that eager?"
"I'm sorry! Don't come near me! Waaah!"
This is the story of a scum Reborn! fanfiction author's soul transmigrating and getting tangled up with all the scum Reborn! characters.
This story is also known as The Most Tragic Creator God in History.
This story teaches us that a god-tier plot twist ending and deceiving your readers' feelings are things you must not do! [Reborn!] My Dear Prince
OOC warning, questionable IQ warning, logic is dead warning, gay romance warning.
P.S. Sometimes Jinjiang chapters won't load. Here are seven ways to fix it:
1. Change the chapter number at the end of the URL to the next chapter.
2. Same as above, but add a zero when changing the chapter number, for example, 020.
3. Leave a comment on the previous chapter and wait a few seconds.
4. Change the www at the start of the URL to xxoo.
5. Use method one and four, or method one and two, at the same time.
6. Use another device, such as a phone or iPad.
7. Don't hesitate to ignore JJ for a while and wait for it to finish sulking.
My version of 59 looks about like this. His hair is a little longer than in the original, but it's not an octopus head. Sometimes he ties it into a braid. He wears no necklace or rings, just one purple stud earring in his right ear, giving him the look of a well-behaved student. Yep, that's the character design.
Here are a few stories I'm currently following.
↓↓ Orange's author page. Please adopt me, dear readers~ ↓↓
Theme:
#However, it is impossible for our Lan Shou to make a staff like this#
#Tell me who you are, Ah Ying, that guy again#
#I want to be quiet, quiet is you#
#27You are blushing, aren't you#
#27 When facing 59, you are a man who wants to attack, so you can't blush#
#59Guess who I am, I am Yue Lao#
#I agreed to write it to Chapter 59#
#I think Aji wouldn't mind having a few more blades in his house# (··Rabbit·Laugh)
Are all the next few chapters locked? ? ? ?
? ? ? Finished? ? ? Face full of question marks
What the hell? ! ! ! ! ! ! Author you. . . . (○?Д`)??????
What the hell! ! ! Ahhhhhhhhh
["Um... Judaime..." I let go of Xiao 27, my face turned slightly red, "You seem to be... Hard..."]
Vatio, endless resentment cycle, I bought a platinum watch last year! ! ! !
#The Lord Lanshou I know cannot be so innocent#
#Who is this guy? I don't know him#
#However27you are black#
#Bell is doing a great job#
#8259, senior, good job#
Damn, I agreed to write it to chapter 59.
Make me laugh! ! , Bad ending
The author, God damn it, didn't I give you such an ending? It's so speechless.
I was shocked by the ending, qwq author, are you kidding me? ! ^-_-^
[Touken Ranbu] No Dating Allowed, Long Live Friendship!
A Depressed Patient's Inner World
[Peak Tang Clan] Ji Hong
[Longmen Escort Agency] Lord Lu Sanjin's Dark Side
[Huang/Lu] I'm Not Gay
Reborn! In the Name of the Father
Short Story Collection: Sacrifice in the Empty City
[Crossover] Not a Sadist, Just Out to Destroy the World
#However, it is impossible for our Lan Shou to make a staff like this# #Tell me who you are, Ah Ying, that guy again# #I want to be quiet, quiet is you# #27You are blushing, aren't you# #27 When facing 59, you are a man who wants to attack, so you can't blush# #59Guess who I am, I am Yue Lao# #I agreed to write it to Chapter 59# #I think Aji wouldn't mind having a few more blades in his house# (··Rabbit·Laugh)
Are all the next few chapters locked? ? ? ?
? ? ? Finished? ? ? Face full of question marks
What the hell? ! ! ! ! ! ! Author you. . . . (○?Д`)??????
What the hell! ! ! Ahhhhhhhhh
["Um... Judaime..." I let go of Xiao 27, my face turned slightly red, "You seem to be... Hard..."] Vatio, endless resentment cycle, I bought a platinum watch last year! ! ! ! #The Lord Lanshou I know cannot be so innocent# #Who is this guy? I don't know him# #However27you are black# #Bell is doing a great job# #8259, senior, good job#
Damn, I agreed to write it to chapter 59.
Make me laugh! ! , Bad ending
The author, God damn it, didn't I give you such an ending? It's so speechless.
I was shocked by the ending, qwq author, are you kidding me? ! ^-_-^