[Jian Wang 3/Strategist-Scorpion] My Master Is a Weirdo

Characters Master: Jingzi silently determined that this is one of the most bizarre works written by the bloody artistic master, the legendary slow star, the legendary one-brained, the legendary negative EQ, the legendary scumbag? ? ? There is no doubt that there are 53 chapters in the whole text, and 50 of them I define Master as a natural scumbag. The originally happy and healthy little apprentice was turned into a squid that he loved and couldn't talk about. If he wasn't optimistic by nature, he would have retaliated against the society. I thought I was under control. I flipped the table in various ways (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ Are you desperate for this miserable life? ! ! Are you desperate for this slow-burning, slow guy? ! ! Never have fun playing again! ! ! Where is true love? ! ! Little disciple, you must torture this guy mentally, physically, and emotionally in all kinds of ways in the future! ! ! As a result, before I could hold the table up, I suddenly got the idea. This kind of speed that I didn't get the idea after 50 episodes, and when the jet plane was not enough, I switched to a rocket to fall in love! ! ! ! I even think that this setting of slow attack turning into affectionate attack in one second is so cute and touching! ! ! ! Little apprentice: This cute and cheerful boy is a super fan of Master. Once he meets his master, he loses all his sense and his cuteness is in full swing~~ I fell in love with the master at first sight. The characteristics of NC fans are completely reflected in the opening sentence, "Master is the most beautiful! Even if the master does something wrong... Please refer to the previous sentence." He is so cute that he acts coquettishly and cutely when he drinks~~ For Controlled, the little apprentice has all the attributes that are attractive, he can be innocent or wretched, he can play cosplay, he can pretend to be cute, he is positive and cheerful, he has pure emotions, he will try his best to be good to someone if he likes him, his little BXL immediately resurrects after being hit by an ice cube, and he has a group of equally cute and awesome fujoshi girlfriends? ! Emotions A person who takes a cold and aloof approach and has no love cells. One second he was still thinking on earth, and the next second he immigrated to Mars~ A cautious person vows to carry out his secret love to the end~ When I was chasing the article, I wondered countless times whether these two people could really have a smooth HE. It was obvious that they were not going the same way~~ Fortunately, there is also a super matchmaker, Lan Fusheng, who is persistent in matching O(∩_∩)O~ Fortunately, after hitting the iceberg N times, the little apprentice still did not change his original intention, and he fought and failed again and again~= = Fortunately, there is a limit to how much Master EQ can bear to the point of anger and resentment, and there is no ambiguity when it's time to enlighten him o(╯□╰)o As a result of Master's character, he is quite like a single-celled animal, with a single thread in his brain, but simplicity has its own benefits, and his emotions are also simple and direct. When you are not enlightened, your teeth will itch with hatred. Once you understand the feeling, the things you do will instantly become healing. While gnashing your teeth, you will also remember what he said, "I will stay with him more in the future." Then I will go online at a fixed time to accompany my apprentice in writing. , Reported his itinerary, and even made a special trip (insisted that it must be a special trip) to come to the apprentice school to ask for a relationship in person, he would be at a loss because of the apprentice's anxiety, and finally, under Lan Fusheng's guidance, he was successful~~ After reading the entire article again, I understood how Master's brain circuit works. I am used to being alone in the crowd. The people around me are divided into two categories, strangers and acquaintances. The acquaintances can only raise their heads to say hello, and then continue to return to their own world to relax. That's why he was indifferent to the young apprentice who rushed towards him at the beginning. If such a person is not absolutely cold and ruthless, he will not be easily tempted, but once he is tempted, he will be absolutely true, so his way of love is "I like you, this is the truth, it's that simple!" The big article is always relaxed and joyful, and the occasional bit of abuse does not bring tears. Compared with the cruelty of the couple of second-rate queens, this article is completely on the sidelines. It is attributed to the strong self-healing ability of the young apprentice. Of course, the unconscious master also plays a major role. In addition, the netizens in the support group are cute and complain, so I always laugh when I follow the article~~ Finally, the cuteness, the cuteness of the little apprentice comes from the off-line joyful character, and the cuteness of the master is precisely reflected in his flaws and bottomless EQ~~

Once I climbed up, I bumped into the sofa that I haven't seen for a long time~~ Well done, Master. Either you don't get it, but when you get it, you're like a jet plane~~ Not only is the little apprentice in a mess, I think I am also in a mess. Why do I always think about letting the little apprentice deal with the master's pursuit coldly and elegantly, and drag on for another ten or eight chapters? This is so unscientific~~ Bet on a basket of cucumbers that the little apprentice will definitely fly into the master's arms in the next chapter~~

I stay online with my apprentice, get jealous, and report my daily routine at any time. Although I don't admit it, Master is now very conscious of being someone else's boyfriend. It's a good sign. I look forward to meeting you~~

I now believe that Master's path to CP is actually unique. He has none of the affection and sweetness in the eyes of ordinary people, and he doesn't understand the gentle care. But there is also an advantage. Master is intolerant of others. Once he tolerates someone, he will devote all his attention to it. The relationship progress is actually quite fast~~

It's really hard to be a matchmaker in Fu Sheng, so I caught Master and pinched his head to see if it would help him~~ Vomiting blood, to be honest, since I started following your articles, I have regularly vomited three liters of blood~~ I will consider whether to leave a comment about the weird attacks and sufferings in the bloody art~~= =

Keywords: Apprentice is not here, I am down~~ Ouch ouch, I have the urge to look up to the sky and smile forever. Master, when one day you are particularly concerned about whether someone is around you or not, and you will get sulky because he has someone to replace you, it means you are in trouble O(∩_∩)O~

Ooooooooooo~~~~I love meeting each other~~I can't control it at all OTLLL

Almost finished? No, it's not enough to watch. . .

Ah ah ah ah, hurry up and meet, seek progress and breakthrough!

I have fallen to my knees under Master Master's EQ and cannot get up! Master, please enlighten me quickly!