New Novel: My Future-Speaking Self Became a Big Shot
Ahem, ahem... I couldn't resist starting a new story... Lately I've been obsessed with Third Uncle's tomb-raiding novels. I spent a few hundred yuan buying all nine books, then devoured fanfiction... and got blinded by Mary Sues. Mary Sues, enough already! There's a limit to how much you can bash Wu Xie! And don't go overboard ruining Zhang Qiling! As a die-hard Ping-Xie shipper... I just want to flip a table!
Tomb-Raiding AU, character-bashing, transmigrate, Mary Sue. The Mary Sue glare blinded me. Watching you happily take advantage of Zhang Qiling, tears rolled down my face. You took advantage of my Zhang Qiling. You've got a debt of conscience to repay. No matter how much love you give, you can't buy back what you had. You wanted fanfiction, so fanfiction it is. But now you bash the innocent, naive protagonist to death. Zhang Qiling isn't someone you can take advantage of just because you feel like it. You make me furious, you break my heart, do you understand?
Rap: You write a Mary Sue, but why bash Wu Xie? Seeing Wu Xie turned into a useless, brainless burden makes tears roll down my face. Your fantasies ruined my love. No matter how much love you give, you can't buy it back. Though I was the one who clicked on it, I only understood later. Now I hope with all my heart that you'll rewrite the story. I understand I was wrong. Fanfiction is just fantasy, as you said. So I guess it doesn't matter if the characters are ruined. Everyone transmigrates to pursue Zhang Qiling, and watching you gleefully bash Wu Xie makes tears roll down my face. You bashed my innocent Wu Xie to death. You've got a debt of conscience to repay. No matter how many apologies you make, you can't make up for it. You wanted fanfiction, so fanfiction it is. But now you've turned the mysterious, powerful Zhang Qiling into a brainless fool. Wu Xie isn't someone you can bash just because you feel like it. You make me furious, you break my heart, do you understand?
Rap: Mary Sue, hello. Mary Sue, goodbye. Mary Sue, you need to understand: Zhang Qiling isn't a lovesick fool who falls in love at first sight and is smitten the second time around. You say you love him, so why don't you understand that Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie, and Pangzi are an iron triangle? Zhang Qiling wouldn't beat up little Wu Xie for some random woman. Now I sincerely hope you'll read the original books. Don't say I'm meddling. Ping-Xie is the one true pairing. It's official, immutable, and cannot be split up!
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Really, it's awesome to go through it and commit suicide. Don't you have some idea about yourself? Oh my God, Hei Xiaosan is so awesome when he comes close to me. Hei Xiaosan is also awesome. They all love you and are willing to share you together. I'm afraid he is mentally retarded. If I were to go through it, what's the point of falling in love? I'm not afraid of being frozen to death by my brother. Wouldn't it be nice to cp him at close range? In this way, hahaha, the mistress, the fat man, the fat man, the flower master, and the black master will also protect you in dangerous moments. Oh my God, this is the group's favorite, okay? I'm so good. Only Wu Xie is qualified to touch such a god-like existence as the little brother, but Wu Xie is different. In reality, he is talented, handsome and warm, innocent but smart, soft-hearted but sometimes he should be ruthless, he can be a little milk dog or a little wolf dog, but he is not good at all. Only Hua Ye can have a tacit understanding with such a mysterious existence as Hei Ye. Hua Ye has strength, martial arts, and IQ. What these two hundred-year-olds love is the character and details of the person they get along with. Are you sure that even if you go through and repeat what Wu Xie and Hua Ye said and did to Xiao Ge and Hei Ye, Xiao Ge and Hei Ye, two people who have seen a lot of the world and big people, will fall in love with you? Overthink it, the same thing It's the same experience, but you don't have the charm of Wu Xie and Hua Ye, and the calmness, intelligence and strength in trouble. Even if you copy them, you won't win the hearts of others. They will only think that you are full of weirdness, and others will not suspect that they want to kill you. Fortunately, I haven't read any Mary Sue fanfics. I felt sick just by reading the author's simple description.
Oh my God, Mary Sue is so disgusting. I suddenly feel that if I really travel through the past, Fatty is the best choice. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I almost got mad at those weird things. My mistress is innocent and has bright eyes, but they are nothing! You still want to kill my little innocent child, you must be so stupid! And as a member of Rice, I feel that even if I don't take CP, I should still love each of them. Do these fake fans and black fans know better than them?
Zhang Qiling's rotten peach blossoms in those years are ranked in no particular order. Shen Yinwu Wu Yu (a granddaughter of Grandma Wu, she seems to be adopted but I don't know why I always think she is a maid.) (There is also another one who is actually Wu Sansheng's daughter) [The most terrifying thing is that there is an article in which Wu Xie and her younger brother are about to be together. She said that if she doesn't marry Zhang Qiling, she will die. I was confused, but the Wu family agreed? What the hell? ] Chen Xi (Chen Pi Asi's niece Yunnan Baiyao)? [The originator of Mary Sue] Xie Donger (Jie Yuhua's distant cousin) Phoenix (Black Gold Ancient Sword Blade Spirit) [There was a time when I was extremely sympathetic to the Black Gold Ancient Sword] Daji (emmm) [I want to say that I was poisoned by a certain cartoon. I always thought that although Daji was bad, he had a really good relationship with King Zhou and was not afraid that King Zhou would come out of the coffin and kill you. And he also ruined the happiness of Hu Bayi and Yang. Why do you love being a third party so much? ] Luo Yue Xia Zixuan ? Mo Yin (number one in the family of tomb robbers) [May I ask where to put Lao Jiumen? ] What is Hei? (The Black Blind Man's inexplicable sister) Eve Qiao Ling Qu Lanshan? Chu Lianxi [I only found out after watching (Ping Xie) Wu Xie and taking me home] Ye Ye [What does it mean that Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling both love you, you have such a big face] Dongfangzhi Murong Zirou Chen Anan Liang Qian (from Tianxin Yueyuan) Xiaoshang (from End of Thorns) Scheiman Ye Wei Xue Bei Gu Chen Wushan Zongniang Su Xuefei (the master of Luoxue Hall) [feels like the ancient revenge third lady and fourth princess] magic sound Ji Han (from a thought of lovesickness that has turned to ashes) Lin Xiaomi Shi Keli Zhang Qiling Shen Ying Luo Lin Ziluo (Broken Bridge with Remaining Snow) Luo Qi Qiao Ling Chu Yexi ? Shen Ji [Many people told me not to investigate, it would ruin the three views] Tong San? Wuyue? Xun ? Meng Fulin ? Hours meters Hanyi Bamboo leaf green Zhang Chiyin/? Zhang Chiyan Zimo? Huahua knows it because of this article
It's so cool, I've watched it 5 times
I don't want to see those ignorant women, I just want to see the guy whoring Wu Xie (funny)
Fortunately, I haven't read any Mary Sues yet, hahaha, nothing.
Great... All the Mary Sues are finally gone... Ping Xie can be together... Thank you so much for giving them such an ending.
I don't understand why so many Mary Sues like the younger brother. Haven't they heard the saying, "Marrying a young man is like marrying a lover, marrying a younger brother is like committing suicide"? If I had to choose between the mistress and the younger brother, I would definitely choose the mistress. But if I really had this choice, I wouldn't choose it. Because I'm afraid of death. . . .
Author, you did a great job