I'm sorry, I'll keep writing the actual story TmT. My pace is painfully slow...
A note before we begin: This idea came from this story prompt by Sishui. Many thanks to her for sharing it!
Shuise once planned to title this story Fat Voldy, but after much thought, decided the name would damage the Dark Lord's dignity, so it was toned down... Still, if you don't mind, you can think of the title as Fat Voldy the Dark Lord! Ah~ it's all the same, really~
Blurb: After their deaths, Dumbledore, James, Lily, Snape, Voldemort, and others arrive in a new world much like the one they came from. Harry is there too, although he wasn't murdered. In this world, they play roles completely different from their old ones, and there is no magic. But that's not even the worst part. Voldemort finally learns that every worst thing in his life is followed by many more things that are even worse. Now he's facing just such a predicament: he's ended up inside a short, ugly, fat guy...
Warning: This story is wildly out of character. Enter at your own risk! Everyone's happiness is what matters!
Pairing: None. Surely you aren't expecting to find a pairing in a story this short and wildly out of character?!
◇◆Links here◆◇
HP The Dark Lord's Counterattack, mainly Voldemort/Harry, ensemble cast, the little ones growing up! HP The Dark Lord's Counterattack
HP Seven Nights of Slaughter, dark and serious, little Harry chases after Daddy =v= HP Seven Nights of Slaughter
HP-VH Torn Apart, sweet and fluffy, Big V raises little Harry~ HP-VH Torn Apart
Harry, Damn It! Harry/Voldemort, out of character, click in if you're looking for a laugh! Harry, Damn It!
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A short, poor, fat, black, stupid devil. . . It's simply unbearable. . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, isn't this too tragic? ! ! !
Kneel down and update the details of the process hahahaha
Why don't you bleach your whole face when you have money? 233333 But no matter how ugly I am, my soul is still very stunning!
Did you suddenly realize that Voldemort is so pathetic that he can only comfort himself by imagining the good days in the future? His father is indeed the big boss.
There is no Voldemort more miserable than this. I guarantee that no one in the Order of the Phoenix will want to kill Voldemort at this time, because he is really miserable, and it is more miserable than death.
According to the way you write it, there is no need to update it so much. . . . A copywriter is enough. .
You damn bastard, you have the ability to write new articles, you have the ability to fill in the pits! ! You have the ability to write the ending, you have the ability to write the process——! ! !
No, Emma, I really want to strangle you to death after waiting for so long. . .
So what if the soul is pale and the stars are sea, you should continue writing——! ! Crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha it's so annoying! ! ! ! Why am I just reading this article! ! ! !
I think V will be spoiled by you, Shuise! ! What to do? ? The color of the water is ten million, don't mess with the big V. . . If you play badly, it will be gone. . . .
A short, poor, fat, black, stupid devil. . . It's simply unbearable. . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, isn't this too tragic? ! ! ! Kneel down and update the details of the process hahahaha
Why don't you bleach your whole face when you have money? 233333 But no matter how ugly I am, my soul is still very stunning!
Did you suddenly realize that Voldemort is so pathetic that he can only comfort himself by imagining the good days in the future? His father is indeed the big boss.
There is no Voldemort more miserable than this. I guarantee that no one in the Order of the Phoenix will want to kill Voldemort at this time, because he is really miserable, and it is more miserable than death.
According to the way you write it, there is no need to update it so much. . . . A copywriter is enough. .
You damn bastard, you have the ability to write new articles, you have the ability to fill in the pits! ! You have the ability to write the ending, you have the ability to write the process——! ! ! No, Emma, I really want to strangle you to death after waiting for so long. . . So what if the soul is pale and the stars are sea, you should continue writing——! ! Crazy
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha it's so annoying! ! ! ! Why am I just reading this article! ! ! !
Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Godfather? ? ! ! Black godfather? ? ! ! Oh my Judaime's beard... Pfft hahahahaha! ! ! ! !
Hmm. . I forgot the previous article. . .
I think V will be spoiled by you, Shuise! ! What to do? ? The color of the water is ten million, don't mess with the big V. . . If you play badly, it will be gone. . . .