A Scumbag's Transmigration and Struggle

Why is it that when other people transmigrate, they become generals or princes, and the lucky ones even become emperors, while I became somebody's dad, with a tagalong kid thrown in for free... Why is it that when other people transmigrate, they are surrounded by beautiful women, charm everyone they meet, and can turn the world upside down with a wave of their hands, while I'm surrounded by men, nothing but guys, without a single woman in sight, and have to toil in the fields with a hoe~ Is this Heaven punishing me for being a scumbag in my past life? I shouldn't have hurt the hearts of those innocent, kind women. This must be my retribution~ If Heaven gave me another chance at life, I'd treat the women who love me right. But there's no if. The people I've met now are men, all men, nothing but men. How is Xia An, who likes pretty, soft women, supposed to live like this? I'm not interested in topping men, and I'm even less interested in being topped~ Roar: I'm a man, don't even think about topping me~ Synopsis: The farming and family life of scumbag Xia An after he transmigrates... Note: This is a farming and childbirth story with a cozy tone. If that's not your thing, don't come in. Just click the "x" in the upper-right corner! O(∩_∩)O~~ . . .