The True Ordinary Person's Life in HP

How should I put this? This is a collection of questions inspired by reading too much of the original Harry Potter series and Harry Potter fanfiction. This story focuses on the bystanders, with the protagonist as a secondary focus; on the journey, with the ending as a secondary focus; and on asking questions, with answers as a secondary focus. Put simply, it is a Harry Potter series-wide observational diary centered on the heroine, following the events of all seven books. Given the heroine's age, anyone looking for a Professor Voldemort and Snape pairing can X out. Given the heroine's identity, anyone looking for a Slytherin pairing can X out. (Including Draco, Zabini, and others.) Given that the heroine is a good-for-nothing, anyone looking for a Gryffindor pairing can X out. (Including Harry, the entire Weasley family, and others.) For all these reasons, the heroine's love interest is a name that appeared only at the Sorting Ceremony: Terry Boot, a Ravenclaw. Also, this story has a cozy, humorous tone. Anyone looking for sweeping drama, turbulent events, and a hero who can punch up at the nursing home on South Mountain and kick down at the kindergarten in the North Sea can X out too... (Huh? Something strange seems to have slipped in.) Everyone is welcome to discuss the questions and humorous observations raised in the story in the comments. Your opinions might even influence how the plot develops~ Also, this story is not contracted, so feel free to dive in. My work may not be a masterpiece, but I promise not to abandon it. Reading a completed story is good for your physical and mental health, dear! Reading a completed story is good for your physical and mental health, dear! Adding my profile to your favorites is good for your health too, you know...