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San Shu once said that Zhang Qiling was three digits old, while Wu Xie was four digits old.

San Shu once said that, for Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie was someone worth trading a lifetime for, just to get ten more years of innocence with him.

San Shu once said that one of the world's tragedies was a table for four with only one person sitting at it.

I just want to say, San Shu, what the hell, you're killing meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

That classic line has been used so much it's practically worn out, hasn't it!!! And then you had the nerve to say you were drunk! Do you have any idea how attached I am to that lineeeee?!

This story is nothing more than a trashy piece born from my deep resentment toward San Shu and my love for Ping Xie. Don't get hung up on the writing or the style. I'm no good at this.

The setting is that everything San Shu said above comes true... What kind of messed-up setting is this...

Also, this story was inspired by Lao Yao's