Twin Vipers

I'm Ophelia, and my older sister is Viper. It's true that both our names mean venomous snakes, but please don't get us mixed up. That Viper isn't obsessed with money, she's obsessed with her little sister. And I'm not obsessed with sweets, I'm obsessed with my big sister! One last thing: although we both have indigo triangles on our faces, our hoods can be taken off. Viper likes acting mysterious and hopes people will remember her terrifying reputation, but that doesn't mean I want to wear a hood all day, every day. It's fine in winter, but wearing that thing in summer... I'll get heat rash, you bastard Viper~ Of course, if you actually believe what I just said, you're an idiot, because that was how things really were in the past, not how they are now. This story is really about a pair of snake sisters who make sacrifices for each other and end up shouldering all kinds of bargains. It's also a pretty chaotic story, because it can't really be called a Katekyo Hitman Reborn fic. It's more of a "pseudo-crossover". If that's not your thing, feel free to go to the top left and click X. Thanks. Qi's glass heart can't take the blow of negative ratings, okay~ If you really have suggestions, please give it zero points. Sob sob... Negative ratings are the biggest motivation-killer for writing. [What the hell are you thanking me for? You got left and right mixed up again, girl~ Liuli absolutely refuses to admit it's because this kind of girl is so easy to bully. [Is that so? Uh... I guess it is. Qi, realizing once again that she'd mixed up her left and right hands, was speechless. [It's pretty impressive that you can mix up left and right and still not get lost... Girl, do you actually have a cheat ability? Liuli is very suspicious. [Um... →=→ You think I'd tell you it was because I asked for directions? Also, sorry, but if you don't like this story, move your mouse to the top right and click X. Thanks. [Girl, changing the subject isn't nice. Liuli, ignored for the umpteenth time, exploded. [… [Hey, don't think I'll let you off just because you're not saying anything. Careful, or I'll open the door and let Squalo get you! Liuli, who once had a bit part in XANXUS' "One Shot," laughed proudly. [… [Hey, don't really go quiet on me~ Girl Liuli was frustrated. Why does this girl never answer me? [Hey~~~ Which bastard said he wanted spaghetti for dinner? Get your ass back here. Squalo, the househusband gone dark, grabbed a spatula and dragged Liuli away. Qi and Ophelia pursed their lips and watched Liuli being led away outside, then raised their eyebrows... Who'd tell you that besides the few functions everyone knows about, phones have GPS now? The two girls, who couldn't tell left from right or north from south, laughed~