Hell, Your Excellency!

We are not called Men in Black, our names are Human Observers. As for you, you are our Commander-in-Chief! What does the Commander-in-Chief do, you ask? Of course, it is to conscientiously implement the core spirit of the "Human Protection Plan" and maintain world peace. Remember, there are no gods in this world! There is no God! No monsters! No ghosts! No magic! No aliens! No superpowers either! What was that thing that just bit off half my hand? … After being beaten to pieces by angry werewolves, vampires, ghosts, aliens, wizards and gods for the one hundred and first time, classmate Shi Qiaoqiao finally realized that the Commander-in-Chief of TMD was just a venting child. The content of this article is briefly summarized: How a punching doll slowly rises from being abused and tortured, and finally dominates the three realms and shocks Yu Nei-_-||| This article could also be called "1000 Ways for the Commander-in-Chief to Die". I want to change the title again. Chop your hands, chop your hands! ! ! Post a link to the completed old article. As expected, the data died as soon as it was completed. Characters: a reborn immortal woman, a professional emperor, a hidden BOSS, a loyal dog, a god, a number of human observers, countless ordinary people, countless monsters, monsters and monsters... Intention: