In the Middle of Pouncing on You and Eating You

[This story was conceived a long time ago. After a major rewrite, the formatting got really messy, so I restarted it and moved it next door. The revised version has been renamed "Keep Flirting and I'll Kiss You" and is now complete! Don't click this one, don't click it! For the actually completed story, check my author page!]

Story blurb:

Lu Gaosong's heart pounds whenever she sees the campus heartthrob Mo Feibai, but then she discovers that he's gay?

She's even secretly drawn some incredibly steamy danmei comics to keep for herself.

Later, the heartthrob discovers her private stash and raises an eyebrow. "I'm gay?"

Lu Gaosong stubbornly denies it. "I'm not, I didn't, don't make things up."

The heartthrob gently kisses her earlobe and makes her an offer. "It's fine if you won't admit it. You'll find out soon enough."

*

Roommate A: I saw Chen Yuang chatting with your sweetheart that day!

Roommate B, all gossipy: You mean the former campus heartthrob who lost to the second-year by one vote this year? Wow, what a formidable rival!

Mo Feibai smiles calmly. "It's just a meaningless title. Time for bed."

But once he gets into bed, Mo Feibai tosses and turns. In the end, he types out a message and sends it to Lu Gaosong.

"Junior, will you vote for me or Chen Yuang?"

[Bonus scene]

Friend: "Where did you meet such a gorgeous junior? Why haven't you introduced her to me?"

Mo Feibai smiles brightly. "It's not too late to introduce you now. This is your sister-in-law."

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[Reader's guide]

1. Silly, sweet queen of comedy x a mild-mannered exterior and a scheming heart, the academic god who shamelessly pursues his first love.

2. A story about a male lead who's had a crush on the female lead for years, and finally scheming his way into bringing his first love home as his wife.

3. 1v1, SC, a brainless, hilarious comedy, devoted love, and sweet, satisfying romance.

4. The early everyday-life section is a slow burn, but later the schemes go wild and get really fun. Please stick with it, trust me =v=

[Coming next] Campus romance, "This Damn Gap Moe! [Online Game]"

An aloof online gaming god who's a sweet, affectionate academic heartthrob offline x an online faction warrior who's a quiet, home-loving mixed-race campus beauty offline.

A mistaken identity kicks off a full-scale online romance game: "Woman, you've successfully caught my attention."

Ning Shu gets crushed in the PVP arena and decides to find a skilled PVP god to take her as a disciple, teach her the ropes, and carry her to victory.

She sets her sights on [Shadiao Flying in the Sky], the server's number one in the arena championship. That name is perfect for her. You're the one!

After going through hell to get the god to take her in, she discovers that PVP players are too poor. Ning Shu resolves to find a rich PVE partner to support her!

The name [I'm Very Rich] is right up her alley. Clearly a clueless, loaded raid leader. You're the one!

After being carried through raids for a while, her partner messages her.

"Disciple, is PVE fun?"

"M-M-Master...?"

*

The first time Chi Qiusheng saw Ning Shu, she was dressed in Hanfu, her features as beautiful as a painting, like moonlight from the heavens.

Chi Qiusheng froze, then turned to his roommate. "Does our school have a Hanfu club?"

Roommate: "You've never cared about clubs. Why are you asking?"

The corners of Chi Qiusheng's mouth lifted, his eyes shining. "Now I do."

His roommate got it immediately. "You want to pursue our campus beauty?"

Chi Qiusheng scoffed. "Me? Pursue a girl? You've got it backward. Just wait."

After that, everyone at A University knew the campus heartthrob had shamelessly latched onto Ning Shu and was chasing after her.

The heartthrob pouted: "Ning Bao, you talked to that junior for more than 15 seconds today. Is he more handsome than me?"

The heartthrob whined: "Ning Bao, I've been waiting for you for three hours. Why are you only here now...?"

The heartthrob played the devoted puppy: "Did you hurt yourself when you fell, Ning Bao? Don't be scared, be good. I'll blow on it for you."

Everyone: (???)? Campus heartthrob, does your face hurt?

[Bonus scene]

Chi Qiusheng and Ning Shu decide to enter the professional league. They're both DPS.

The match begins...

Ning Shu is out of skills! He throws her a Spring Mud.

Ning Shu gets focused down! He throws her a South Wind.

The spectators are stunned. He used every single one of his defensive skills on his wife!

Just as everyone is praising him for protecting his wife and wishing they could marry him, their team's healer is questioning their life choices: ??? You two gods can't show off your love at home? Now I look jealous, terrible at the game, and totally unnecessary??

[Coming soon] Sweet romance, "The Clingy Fairy Is Best to Kiss [Entertainment Industry]"

A possessive, fiercely protective, aloof award-winning actor x a clingy, affectionate rich heiress who'll have to go home and inherit the family fortune if she doesn't work hard.

On the night Sheng Qinghe won the acting award for the second year in a row, he announced his retirement from acting and said he would move behind the scenes. A few days later, news broke that he'd appear on "We're in Love" with Ji Chu, a newly signed actress under his company. Weibo crashed again and again.

Fans: Give us back our tears! Does your face hurt, big shot???

The obscure newcomer tried to ride the award-winning actor's popularity. Ji Chu made the trending searches that day and was attacked by the entire internet.

Half an hour later, the diamond tycoon, known for picking fights with everyone, and Sheng Qinghe spoke up at the same time.

Ji Zhongcheng: Whether you like it or not, our girl has resources of her own.

Sheng Qinghe: Thanks for your concern. I'm the one riding her coattails.

The entire industry was shocked! Ji Chu was the diamond tycoon's daughter??

*

On the first day of filming, Ji Chu lowered her head with a coy smile. "Boss, please take good care of me."

Sheng Qinghe glanced sideways at her and nodded coolly. "Sheng Qinghe."

On the night filming wrapped, a globally limited-edition Alphard van pulled up at the back entrance. The door slid open slowly, and Sheng Qinghe's face appeared hazily in the dim light, cool and distinguished.

His voice was cool and clear. "Miss Ji, you left something behind."

Ji Chu turned around and couldn't help smiling. "Oh?"

Sheng Qinghe opened the door wide and stared intently at her. "Did you leave your husband behind, Mrs. Sheng?"

Ji Chu immediately hopped into the car, straddled his lap, hugged him, and started acting spoiled. "Hubby, you're not a thing. You're my precious darling! You were so cold to me just now. Hurry up and kiss me and make it up to me."

Sheng Qinghe held the shameless woman in his arms, his gaze turning sharp. He gripped her waist, bit her hard, and said coldly, "You called me Boss just now, and now you're calling me Hubby, hmm?"

[Fans' face-slapping diary]

Paparazzi secretly photograph Sheng Qinghe singing passionately to Ji Chu in France. Is he proposing?

Fans: The big shot's tone-deafness has been proven beyond a doubt, okay? There's no way this singing king could be my idol! The woman must be using it for publicity!

Sheng Qinghe: It wasn't a proposal. We're already legally married. For the rest of my life, I'll sing love songs for @Ji Chu alone.

Fans: ??? My face hurts like hell! Are we supposed to call the actress we've been hating on for so long our sister-in-law now??

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