The author is back to finish this story. Coming back after all these years and looking at the old setting and writing is giving me a strange sort of embarrassment.
This is a work written for my own amusement, with lots of headcanon. Suggestions are welcome, but if you don't like it, just click the X. Then we're all happy.
A few things to know before reading:
1. The author is highly unreliable. I make no promises about updates or word count. It all depends on my enthusiasm and how much I feel like writing.
2. I don't know who the pairing will be. I'll see where the story goes. For now, everyone is flirting with everyone.
3. The characters belong to Rowling. Any OOC behavior is mine.
4. To be continued.
That's all.
Here is the story introduction:
Before becoming Dudley Dursley, Dudley never imagined that after millions of years in Heaven, the only things he cared about were the Old Lord and that little alchemy room. Yet those few short years in the human world made him feel as if he had truly lived for the first time.
At first, when the Old Lord punished him by sending him down to the human world, all he wanted was to go back. But one day, he realized he no longer wanted to return.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, welcome back
It's all locked! ! ! Come back in a big way! ! Please unlock it! ! !
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, welcome back
It's all locked! ! ! Come back in a big way! ! Please unlock it! ! !
Can it be updated? ?
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