Hey, Where's the Update?

Router: Yuan-yuan, dear author, where did you run off to? Hurry back and update, you little rascal QAQ Router: Yuan-yuan~ Yuan-yuan~ Yuan-yuan~ Yuan-yuan, where are you??? Router: Σ( ° △ °|||) Great Author Yuan-yuan, you haven't gone missing, have you? May the BL gods bless you. Router will pay for shipping! Router: ! I made a mistake above. I meant, may the Router bless you. Router: Awooo, a gentle crack of the whip! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, giddyup! Router: I want to read it, I want to read it, I want to read it. Can't sleep, can't sleep, can't sleep. This is just a fluffy little story about a scatterbrained bottom being devoured by a scheming, poker-faced top. May every reader waiting for an update have the patience to wait until the author finishes the story. P.S. The product of my pent-up frustration ¬_¬ Can't see the story updates? Click here. Links: Waving a gentle whip to hurry the author along, you rascal!: Net-Fic Voice Acting: The Great God Returns by Shao Lan Xiao Hua-ge's story: The author got hit on by a reader #favorite_1{color:#ae0632;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: