Did I transmigrate? Am I Xiaoqing?!
Does it have to be this awful? Am I destined to be the poor soul who gets kicked by Fahai every three days, slapped with a golden pot until she coughs blood every week, and chewed out by Bai Suzhen every month, then cries about going back to her cave to cultivate every six months but never manages to leave? And after finally finding someone she likes, she can only part ways with him after experiencing the joys of love for the first time?
No! I'll rely on my own two hands, my diligence, and my wits. I'll work hard, strive to improve, and change my life as a snake and my future!
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This Xiaoqing is quite cute. Didn't you understand Mr. Liang very clearly at the beginning? How come you don't understand anything when you get to the great monk Fahai?
Liang Lian is me, I am Liang Lian. First of all, thank you, the person who always loves blind yy children's shoes, for his sympathy and lament for my situation.
In fact, for me in the article - the deep love for Xiaoqing, the unrepentant dedication, the infatuated waiting, etc., Define Y children's shoes as a noble model. From this point of view, there is really nothing I can say about how good you are to me, Ms. Ye. (Look now, you are really my biological mother)
However, I want to say - I am really ashamed of your definition of me, and of the highest state of so-called love that has given me such a heavy weight.
I am really not as noble as you say, nor am I as perfect as you say. Faced with your comments, I am really on pins and needles. Therefore, I want to throw away the shackles you have imposed on me in order to be free.
In fact, apart from my background, I am an ordinary person, an ordinary person with blood and flesh, who can love, hate, be greedy and have thoughts. An ordinary person who desires extravagantly when he loves, wants to have when he is in love, feels pain when he is hurt, wants relief when he is suffering, pleads when he is hopeless, and hesitates when he is helpless. Even ordinary people who will try every possible means to seek revenge when you offend me will become elated when they see you being unlucky.
So, in the face of your praise, I really have something to say. Because if I don't say it, I feel like I'm plagiarizing someone else's stuff.
No matter who you are, you all admit that the person who is most wronged here is me. Yes, I think I am a dignified young prince, handsome and elegant. In the past, girls liked me so much that they were like stars in the sky. But none of them seem to catch my eye.
I was wondering myself, how could I get so stuck in Xiaoqing?
It seems that it's not that I don't have good eyesight, but that this immortal has the ability to make you know "□" unconsciously. No matter what, there is no way to escape. No matter how you refuse, I will regard it as your refusal to welcome me.
What is wrong with me? What is it that has fascinated my eyes so that I can no longer see anything but you. Why now my mind can only be filled with you.
Only after meeting you did I know what missing is. Why wait. It was you who taught me that hopeless love can be beautiful. It's worth the effort without regrets. Therefore, based on this, I will not regret meeting you, even if I cannot get your love, even if you have never had me in your heart!
So Fahai finally appeared?
Comrade Ye Xiaoyao, you are just worried that the world will not be chaotic. Don't you think there are not many mysteries in the world? You have to cause trouble here. Guess! Let us guess again.
Hey, let me tell you, I will never be fooled by you and follow your baton.
Because, based on my IQ, I can't guess the reason even if I guess, so I'd better save some energy, save some brains, and do something useful, such as - complaining about my dissatisfaction and anger against you.
First, accuse you of overflowing love. Having more love is a good thing, it is a sign of your kindness and nobility. However, having excessive love is no longer a good thing. It only shows that your love and hate are unclear. You know, your Fa Hai instantly killed me because of his unique bald donkey image from the moment he appeared, which made me fall in love with him at first sight and become obsessed with him. You also know that I may not have any strong points. The only shining point is - single-mindedness. So, it's enough for you to make Fa Hai cute and lovable, but now you are so evil, and you have created a Liang Lian - Mr. Liang, who is even cuter, more affectionate, and more graceful. It is the advantage that covers almost all good men in the world.
Hey, with such a stern expression on my face, I no longer have the confidence to say as confidently as I did before - "Fahai, you are the only one for me"!
Facing Liang Lian, my once firm heart would really wander unconsciously.
The original me would never fall in love with one person and then lose control of myself in front of another person. Even when facing him, he would still be thinking about others. Ye Xiaoyao, I can see that you just want to ruin my reputation. Damage the reputation of my chaste wife.
Secondly, I accuse you of being smart.
You tell me how difficult it is to live in this Dharma Sea. You have to do a good job in subduing demons and exterminating demons, and you also have to obey the Buddha's will. You also have to take care of the person you love - Xiaoqing. However, if you don't think it's enough, you still add more trouble to him. One moment, there's a frog, and the next, there's a cock. That's not all, the most important thing is how to find such a love rival - Liang Lian. Xiaoqing was also asked to interact with Liang Lian from time to time and compose a short episode to stimulate the great monk.
This Liang Lian always appeared in person when Fa Hai was away, which made him and Xiao Qing have a deep and long-lasting love. It makes people suspicious when they look at it.
You think that God is unaware and everything is done flawlessly, but in fact Fahai knows everything very well.
So, how could Fahai, who is as stubborn as me, not be heartbroken and sad! How could he have such a kind and gentle face towards Xiao Qing! !
I am accusing you of unclear love and hate. You seem to be putting a lot of weight in what you said. I'm not really saying that you don't distinguish between good and bad, but I'm just expressing my attitude towards your ambiguity towards Fa Hai and Liang Lian. You see, one moment you are optimistic about Fa Hai, and the next moment you fall in love with Liang Lian. It made us dizzy and turned around. What do you really want? Is it really like what some people say - you took all Liang, Lian, Fahai, and you won't let any of them go?
In that case, you are really - a person with a weak heart and a snake swallowing an elephant. You are really no good either! ! !
Xiaoqingpenyou didn't appreciate the love tokens given by her brother-in-law so much that Liang Lian's fan was worn close to her body and her bells could be given away to be polished.
Is it time for some substantial progress? The great monk still doesn't know much about love. I think I need to use some intimate contact to seduce him. What do you think, author? !
Is it because of Liang Lian
Dang ran wo jia liang lian
Was it that the fan Liang Lian gave was placed thoughtfully, and the bell he gave was only tied around the waist?
This Xiaoqing is quite cute. Didn't you understand Mr. Liang very clearly at the beginning? How come you don't understand anything when you get to the great monk Fahai?
Liang Lian is me, I am Liang Lian. First of all, thank you, the person who always loves blind yy children's shoes, for his sympathy and lament for my situation. In fact, for me in the article - the deep love for Xiaoqing, the unrepentant dedication, the infatuated waiting, etc., Define Y children's shoes as a noble model. From this point of view, there is really nothing I can say about how good you are to me, Ms. Ye. (Look now, you are really my biological mother) However, I want to say - I am really ashamed of your definition of me, and of the highest state of so-called love that has given me such a heavy weight. I am really not as noble as you say, nor am I as perfect as you say. Faced with your comments, I am really on pins and needles. Therefore, I want to throw away the shackles you have imposed on me in order to be free. In fact, apart from my background, I am an ordinary person, an ordinary person with blood and flesh, who can love, hate, be greedy and have thoughts. An ordinary person who desires extravagantly when he loves, wants to have when he is in love, feels pain when he is hurt, wants relief when he is suffering, pleads when he is hopeless, and hesitates when he is helpless. Even ordinary people who will try every possible means to seek revenge when you offend me will become elated when they see you being unlucky. So, in the face of your praise, I really have something to say. Because if I don't say it, I feel like I'm plagiarizing someone else's stuff. No matter who you are, you all admit that the person who is most wronged here is me. Yes, I think I am a dignified young prince, handsome and elegant. In the past, girls liked me so much that they were like stars in the sky. But none of them seem to catch my eye. I was wondering myself, how could I get so stuck in Xiaoqing? It seems that it's not that I don't have good eyesight, but that this immortal has the ability to make you know "□" unconsciously. No matter what, there is no way to escape. No matter how you refuse, I will regard it as your refusal to welcome me. What is wrong with me? What is it that has fascinated my eyes so that I can no longer see anything but you. Why now my mind can only be filled with you. Only after meeting you did I know what missing is. Why wait. It was you who taught me that hopeless love can be beautiful. It's worth the effort without regrets. Therefore, based on this, I will not regret meeting you, even if I cannot get your love, even if you have never had me in your heart!
So Fahai finally appeared?
Comrade Ye Xiaoyao, you are just worried that the world will not be chaotic. Don't you think there are not many mysteries in the world? You have to cause trouble here. Guess! Let us guess again. Hey, let me tell you, I will never be fooled by you and follow your baton. Because, based on my IQ, I can't guess the reason even if I guess, so I'd better save some energy, save some brains, and do something useful, such as - complaining about my dissatisfaction and anger against you. First, accuse you of overflowing love. Having more love is a good thing, it is a sign of your kindness and nobility. However, having excessive love is no longer a good thing. It only shows that your love and hate are unclear. You know, your Fa Hai instantly killed me because of his unique bald donkey image from the moment he appeared, which made me fall in love with him at first sight and become obsessed with him. You also know that I may not have any strong points. The only shining point is - single-mindedness. So, it's enough for you to make Fa Hai cute and lovable, but now you are so evil, and you have created a Liang Lian - Mr. Liang, who is even cuter, more affectionate, and more graceful. It is the advantage that covers almost all good men in the world. Hey, with such a stern expression on my face, I no longer have the confidence to say as confidently as I did before - "Fahai, you are the only one for me"! Facing Liang Lian, my once firm heart would really wander unconsciously. The original me would never fall in love with one person and then lose control of myself in front of another person. Even when facing him, he would still be thinking about others. Ye Xiaoyao, I can see that you just want to ruin my reputation. Damage the reputation of my chaste wife. Secondly, I accuse you of being smart. You tell me how difficult it is to live in this Dharma Sea. You have to do a good job in subduing demons and exterminating demons, and you also have to obey the Buddha's will. You also have to take care of the person you love - Xiaoqing. However, if you don't think it's enough, you still add more trouble to him. One moment, there's a frog, and the next, there's a cock. That's not all, the most important thing is how to find such a love rival - Liang Lian. Xiaoqing was also asked to interact with Liang Lian from time to time and compose a short episode to stimulate the great monk. This Liang Lian always appeared in person when Fa Hai was away, which made him and Xiao Qing have a deep and long-lasting love. It makes people suspicious when they look at it. You think that God is unaware and everything is done flawlessly, but in fact Fahai knows everything very well. So, how could Fahai, who is as stubborn as me, not be heartbroken and sad! How could he have such a kind and gentle face towards Xiao Qing! ! I am accusing you of unclear love and hate. You seem to be putting a lot of weight in what you said. I'm not really saying that you don't distinguish between good and bad, but I'm just expressing my attitude towards your ambiguity towards Fa Hai and Liang Lian. You see, one moment you are optimistic about Fa Hai, and the next moment you fall in love with Liang Lian. It made us dizzy and turned around. What do you really want? Is it really like what some people say - you took all Liang, Lian, Fahai, and you won't let any of them go? In that case, you are really - a person with a weak heart and a snake swallowing an elephant. You are really no good either! ! !
Xiaoqingpenyou didn't appreciate the love tokens given by her brother-in-law so much that Liang Lian's fan was worn close to her body and her bells could be given away to be polished.
Is it time for some substantial progress? The great monk still doesn't know much about love. I think I need to use some intimate contact to seduce him. What do you think, author? !
Is it because of Liang Lian
Dang ran wo jia liang lian
Was it that the fan Liang Lian gave was placed thoughtfully, and the bell he gave was only tied around the waist?
Is it because of the bell? Or Liang Lian? ? ?