Limit: 500 words
Ah, “transmigrating through time” is something that only happens in stories. I... I actually experienced it! I’m not dreaming, am I? But... who is he? Why is he so annoying? I only asked him what dynasty he was from, and this little brat actually... actually... called me an “idiot”! What did I ever do to deserve this? I’d only just gotten one solid beating, and now this kid, who isn’t even ten, is insulting me too! I... I... I want to go back! What? I can’t go back yet? I... I object! What? Objection denied? Waaaah... “Why am I always the one who gets hurt?”
Hey... who’s this idiot? How dare she ruin my nap... Hmph. I hate it when people interrupt my sleep. Looks like she’s in for it, though she brought it on herself... What? “What dynasty?” Is this person actually an idiot?