[Pseudo-Anime Crossover] More Fun with Brain-Dead Kids

MY! BEST! FRIEND! HAPPY! BIRTHDAY! I! LOVE! YOU! "Bro, use your brilliant mind and all the information you've gathered to help me pick a school, will you?" "First, tell me what kind of people you like." "Well, someone devious like you, sometimes as silly as Tamaki, with a split personality like the Hitachiin twins. I often like that kind of thing too. Honey is so adorable, and Mori makes me feel so safe!" Hearing her describe the members of his own host club, the third son of the Ootori family glanced calmly at his cousin, who had invaded his bed and was eating messily, then silently adjusted his glasses. "Learn to identify the important points first. Also, forget about choosing a school. Go straight to a psychiatric hospital and find your springtime." That's what he said. The motto of this story: The minds of the mentally ill are boundless, and brainless kids have the most fun! Though it's set in the modern world, I'd be very surprised if you (somehow) believed I was writing a pure school romance! Chapter labels? If you think they indicate the setting, you've already lost~ A few warnings before you read: 1. This is an Anime Crossover! 2. The heroine is a jack-of-all-trades, a Mary Sue, Kyoya Ootori's ridiculously implausible cousin, and has a serious intelligence deficit. I'm a hopeless brother-con, and I'm going to write about her getting rid of that annoying tagalong who's barely in the story! Hmph! *Throws a fit!* 3. Anyway, this time I'm absolutely not transmigrating between worlds. Hopping from one world to another is too sad; I don't want that, QVQ!!! This will have a traditional happy ending! Please trust my character!!! [Actually, you can't trust her character ←_←] Warnings about the author's character: 1. I'm an idiot! I hate obsessing over details! Researching every little thing is such a pain and a headache! Anything that doesn't make sense is just what I assume! Don't take it seriously! 2. I'm an anime and game fan, and reading manga gives me a headache [OTL]. Manga fans, please don't take me seriously OTL... 3. The author isn't slow to warm up and is easy to get along with XD, but this story seems to have a slow start. If you trust me, stick around OTL. If you don't... there's nothing I can do [kneels]. My best friend has a new story out today! The pairing is Midorima! It's amazing! So adorable, I'm rolling around! ↓↓↓↓↓ Click here, click here ↓↓↓↓↓ [Kuroko's Basketball] Parabola A cute girl wrote this one 0w0 Come and adopt her www [Anime Crossover] The Pervert's Den As always, I'll finish by acting cute and asking you to adopt me ___ Theme: