There's a Thief Outside the Window

Blurb 1: When I loved you more deeply than the sea, you treated me like a tiny shrimp. Now that I've come ashore to become a thief, you come scurrying after me like a puppy? Who do you think you are? I was killed by my love rival. Dying should have been the end of it, once and for all. Unfortunately, Heaven couldn't stand by and watch. In that case, let's sit down and sort out this ill-fated relationship properly! What? You want to know what I want? Seriously! I want to smack that round head of yours. If you're pursuing someone, at least act like it. With all that scowling and glaring, you've got no chance! Blurb 2: She glanced sideways at the window, the corners of her lips lifting. Suddenly her gaze sharpened, and she cried out, "Thief!" "So it was you, crouching outside my window in the middle of the night?" "Hmph! I'm here to steal your heart. You hid it so well, what else was I supposed to do?" "If you don't have what it takes to be a thief, don't go copying other people and lurking by the wall at night. I've already been hurt all over from giving my heart away once. Want it again? No way!" The story is a little angsty throughout, but there's no shortage of witty banter. If it sounds like your thing, click to read! A recommendation for a friend's completed story Theme: