I'm the Grass God, Who's Afraid?

What? A grass rope? Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! I am the one and only Grass Goddess in all of Heaven and Earth. What? I'm actually the Jade Emperor's illegitimate daughter? That old woman, the Queen Mother, has been trying to kill me all along? Why? What did I ever do to her? No need to worry. I've got plenty of grass protectors. By the way, who is my real mother? I've always wanted to write a fantasy novel, but unfortunately my writing isn't very good. I always give up halfway through. This time, too, I only felt like writing because I got a new job and was so bored. I've only thought of the opening so far. I'll have to figure out the details as I write. The heroine isn't naive, but she's very kind. I haven't decided on the ending yet, and the plot will depend on the ideas you readers give me. Hehe.