"First, let me tell you a story. Long, long ago..."
"Hold it! We're just here to rent a room, old man."
"Our apartment building is called Candy Bubble. Only those who find true love can awaken the Bubble Sprite. In return, it will grant a wish for the couple, and the lovers who receive its blessing will have eternal happiness. So... would you like to buy a Bubble Sprite plushie? It's a limited edition!"
"...No, thanks. (, |||)"
"Go on, child. Go into the apartment. Heh heh heh..."
A string of silver keys sat on the table, but the old man's figure suddenly vanished.