Transmigrated as the Baozi's Dad: A Camp Cook's Wall-Climbing Romance

A college student heroically gives his life saving a child, then his soul enters the body of a man who has just given birth. He raises the child and, over the years, develops a deep bond with the little dumpling. After an unexpected event reveals that his "husband" is still alive, he decides to find the child's father before he can be pushed around, and obtain a divorce letter so he can live in peace afterward. So he joins the army... and gets sent to the kitchen? On his very first day, he is attacked by a lecher and nearly loses his virtue. Fortunately, though the man gets handsy, he doesn't go all the way. A narrow escape, at least. But the child's father, the man he came to find, is nowhere to be seen. Instead, he encounters a fellow soldier with questionable manners and shifty eyes; Bai Chi, a physician with extraordinary medical skills and a very dark side; Deputy General Bi Yin, who thinks he's a dashing, flirtatious playboy; and General Bajie, who nearly devoured him, speaks to him coldly, teases him for not being manly, and promises to help him search for someone. As time passes, all kinds of ambiguous sparks begin flying around the little soldier, and he finds himself tangled up with three men. He weaves his way through all that flirtation with ease, standing on the fence and looking from side to side without jumping down. All he wants is to find the child's father and retire to the countryside... But just then, a sudden battle throws everything into chaos and pushes him into danger. Two of the generals are captured by the enemy, and for old times' sake, he charges into the enemy camp with a kitchen knife and tries his hand at espionage. It's outrageous enough as it is, but even more outrageous is that while rescuing them, he loses his virtue himself. Just as he cries out that his chastity is ruined, something even more outrageous happens: he has no idea who took it... The fighting ends, and before the man, still stunned and battered, can recover, another bolt of lightning strikes: his identity is exposed, and he's hauled before a tribunal. It all happens because one young man has mistaken him for a rival. Zhong Tian can only cry out that their feelings are pure, but good grief, someone has seen them making out. There's no way to explain himself... See where history's unluckiest, most attention-grabbing camp cook ends up. Want to know who devoured him? Who made out with him? And who he finally gets all to himself? Then please adopt this story and read on... This story borrows a few elements from two chapters of General, Don't Expect Me to Have a Child, but the connection is minor, so you don't need to read the old story first. Xiao Si and Xiao Zhan will make cameo appearances as the boys' fathers. Chenchen put a lot of thought into the three main characters' names, too! They're easy to remember. Some scenes may be a bit outrageous, so bring your own lightning rod... New story updates Sorry, everyone, but I have to let you know that this story will soon be going premium... If you want to keep following it, you'll have to pay to read it. Chenchen doesn't know whether pirated copies will appear, but I still want to say: cherish life and support the official edition! Once it goes premium, the story will update daily on a fixed schedule. As long as nothing goes wrong, there will be no breaks. Those of you who have been asking for updates have something to look forward to! The daily minimum is 4,000 characters, with no upper limit, but don't expect 10,000. Chenchen hasn't gone crazy, hehe! Anyway, it will go premium on Thursday or Friday, with around 15,000 characters or more posted that day... Those who want to read it, keep an eye out! The plot should reach the ambush, and of course there will be things like sharing a bed, too. Baa, baa, baa, what could happen...? You'll have to wait and see, baa... Premise: