Gordy, Just Give In Already!

Growing Up Alongside Hogwarts The Tale of Raising a Cat The serious blurb: A potion accident led to their rebirth. The first time Godric blew up his cauldron, it sent him and the innocent Salazar on an exhilarating journey through time and space. When they awoke from the darkness, they discovered that they had become two chubby, round little babies… The crazy plot version: Godi [blinking, taking the suit from Salazar, who has just come in]: You're back, Sala! Are you hungry? Want to eat first? Sala [approaching, loosening the tie around his neck]: Tell me, do you want to go eat, or do you want me to eat you? Godi [backing away, blushing shyly]: Y-you... what are you talking about? Draco and Harry are still here! Sala [ignoring him and pressing on]: Tell me. I'll ask one more time. Do you want to go eat, or do you want me to eat you? Godi [backing away until he unknowingly reaches the corner]: Sa... Sala, you look so scary right now. What are you trying to do? Sala: Answer my question. Do you want to go eat, or do you want to do it with me? Godi: … [furious with embarrassment] Do what? Do, do, do! All you ever want to do is do it. You were born just to do it!!! Sala [scooping him up in his arms and carrying him into the bedroom]: Since you said to do it, then let's do it! Harry [crouching in the corner]: Draco, they're ignoring us… Draco [picking Harry up]: Come on, let's do it too. We can't let them look down on us! Harry [nodding]: Mm, Draco, you're right! This story takes a lighthearted, humorous approach. See how the two greatest of the Four Founders make the most of the Harry Potter plot! P.S. One chapter a day from Monday to Friday, and two chapters a day on Saturday and Sunday. Announcement: Everyone, the editor told us that Sala and Godi will be going premium on August 15, the day after tomorrow. As usual, there will be three updates on the day it goes premium. Updates today and tomorrow will remain as usual, and there will still be two updates over the weekend. Ahem, ahem. Tea is immensely grateful for everyone's support and care all this time. You're the motivation behind Tea's writing, so please don't hesitate to keep giving Tea your strength. Also, to those of you who are getting ready to leave, Tea will still love you very, very much!!!! P.S. The story will be locked from Chapter 30 onward, so please take note if you've already read it~!! Please visit Lan Cha's Weibo Theme: