(Gintama) I'm Really Not Shoyo, Am I?

You there, one-eyed gentleman with purple hair, we don't know each other, do we? Please stop grabbing me and calling me Sensei. And you, long-haired gentleman who often hangs around the cross-dressing club, please stop rushing at me and begging for a petting every time you see me. I'm really not the reincarnation of Matsuyo Sensei. I have work to do, so let go, please. Thank you for your cooperation. And you over there, owner of the Odd Jobs shop, could you please stop staring at me? You may not say it out loud, but your gaze puts even more pressure on me than shouting "Matsuyo Sensei." - I'm terribly sorry, but could you please not get in the way of my work? [smiles gently] - Matsuyo Sensei... x3 I'm seriously on my knees here. I'm dressed as Saito Hajime, okay? How on earth do I look like Matsuyo?! Seeing yet another person jump out and call me Matsuyo Sensei, I fell to my knees. Seriously, I'm not Matsuyo, am I? Little Announcement: I never imagined so many of you would still be waiting here for this story. I'm truly sorry for leaving it on hiatus for so long. Please accept my deepest apologies. I'm sorry. The outline has actually always been there, and I've been developing all kinds of side stories and alternate endings too [forgive me, I'm someone whose imagination runs wild with an unrestrained 24-hour idea theater. =W=]. Um, as of today, let's see, there are 1 TRUE ending, 3 Bad endings, and 18 side endings. There are also 3 series of long bonus chapters and 4 short ones... Huh? Wait, haven't I mentioned the main story yet? Well, um, [in a tiny voice] what if I said I only have chapter summaries for the main story, and haven't actually finished writing it... Haha, um, it'll be fine, it'll be fine. Ah, wait! Stop, stop! Could you put down the mouse in your hand first? It wouldn't be good if you hit your laptop with it. Don't be angry QAQ [Twiddles fingers, gazing at you cautiously] Um, I absolutely have not abandoned this story! Really! With so many of you waiting here, and so many fun endings still unreleased for us to enjoy together, how could I bear to? Really, just look into my sincere eyes!!! Well, I've decided. Since my work is finally getting on track, I can start organizing the manuscript and writing the story properly. So, here's a definite answer for everyone: updates will resume by this summer at the latest. See you all then. Bye-bye. - Respectfully, Luanranhua, May 3, 2015